100 Replies to “Big Bird Takes a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

  1. Big bird wear u ever convicted in the Boston marathon massacre in 2013 killing thousands of Americans

    Big bird: NO 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈 🐤

  2. Funny how the right arm of Big Bird isn't connected to the puppeteer, so there isn't anything to measure with the lie detector test !! Hahaha

  3. Elmo: who’s your best friend?
    BigBird: Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

  4. I've always known that Big Bird loves birdseed cookies but I've never seen Cookie Monster have an appetite for them.

  5. interviewer: "where's the money you're laundering to fund your birdseed addiction?"
    Big Bird: ABC-DEF-GHI music stops

  6. Interviewer: Were you the mastermind behind yesterday's bank robbery?

    Big Bird: nervously looks at Berry


    Big Bird: pulls out gun and kills himself

  7. Big Bird : “But that's just what being a bird is all about right?”
    Elmo : “Beautiful, that was beautiful.”

  8. A interview delving into the mind of a psychotic serial killer who hides his tracks well or pays this adjudicator “Barry” enough to rig the machine and got his friends to ask the questions. There in on it people the king of underworld crime in front of our very eyes.

  9. @7:09…
    Big Bird: Oh, Barry. You're my friend, too, right?
    Barry: oh, we can be friends!

    Something's strangely wrong with Barry's reply if you read between the lines.

  10. Truthful or not, Big Bird just doesn't sound like Big Bird any more. It's so weird that I can't accept it as being "really" Big Bird because the voice has changed.

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