Gutfeld: Trump is having a ball and maybe so should you


TODAY. GREG: ALEX [INAUDIBLE]. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] HE CAME, HE SAW, HE CHECKED OUT HIS HAIR.>>WHAT A NICE PICTURE THAT IS. I LOVE TO WATCH THAT GUY SPEAK. [LAUGHTER] I TRY LIKE HELL TO HIDE THAT BALD SPOT VOTES. I WORK HARD AT IT. DOESN’T IT LOOK BAD? WERE HANGING IN THERE. GREG: IT IS AMAZING THAT THAT IS OUR PRESIDENT. [LAUGHTER] HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? ALL RIGHT. BUT HE TURNED INSULTS ABOUT HIS GOLDEN MANE INTO A GOLDEN MOMENT AND IT’S HARD TO RIP HIM ON HIS CLOCKS WHEN HE SAYS AND HE’S BETTER AT IT THAN YOU ARE. [LAUGHTER] FRIDAY AT THE.>>PRESIDENT TRUMP TOUCHED ON. BUT EVERYTHING TALKING LIKE YOUR RICH UNCLE SIMPLY DOES NOT GIVE TO THE MAX. [LAUGHTER] OR THREE [BLEEP]’S. YOU BE THE JUDGE OF HOW MANY [BLEEP] SAID HE DOESN’T GIVE. MY FAVORITE PART WHEN HE EXPLAINED IT PLAINLY WHY PEOPLE DO LOUSY IN MIDTERM ELECTIONS.>>WHAT HAPPENS IS YOU FIGHT SO HARD TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY AND YOU FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT AND NOW ONLY TWO YEARS, THAT’S A SHORT PERIOD OF BY THE TIME YOU START CAMPAIGNING IT’S ONE YEAR AND NOW YOU GOT TO GO AND FIGHT AGAIN BUT YOU JUST ONE. NO ONE HAS THAT SAME DRIVE THAT THEY HAD SO YOU END UP NOT DOING THAT WELL BECAUSE THE OTHER SIDE IS GOING CRAZY AND THEIR CRAZED ANYWAY. THEY ARE REALLY CRAZY. GREG: I’M TRYING TO REMEMBER IF ANYONE’S DONE THAT BEFORE. IT’S THE BEST ELECTION ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD. [LAUGHTER] OF COURSE ANTITRUST SPEECH WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT AN HONEST SELF-ASSESSMENT.>>MY ADMINISTRATION, I THINK, HAS HAD THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FIRST YEAR IN THE HISTORY OF THE PRESIDENCY. I REALLY BELIEVE THAT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] GREG: YOU KNOW, ALWAYS POINT TO A GUY IN THE AUDIENCE AFTER YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT. PEOPLE LOVE IT. [LAUGHTER] ABOUT AS MUCH AS THEY LOVE DIGS AT THE MEDIA AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW WHO.>>WE HAVE A VERY QUICK AND MEDIA, WE HAD A CROOKED CANDIDATE BY THE WAY, TO BUT WE HAVE A VERY, VERY QUICK AND MEDIA. GREG: ALRIGHT AND JUST MAKE SURE NO ONE FELT LEFT OUT TRUMP MAJOR TO CALL OUT WALKING DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE, JOHN KERRY.>>DID SOMEONE SAY DEATH TO AMERICA? I SIGNED AN AGREEMENT I’M PRESIDENT AND HE SAY WHAT’S GOING ON HERE FOLKS, I’M NOT FUNNY. THEY JUST KEPT GOING, CARRY, CARRY MAY BE THE WORST NEGOTIATOR I’VE EVER SEEN. [LAUGHTER] GREG: THE FIRST. EVERYTHING IS THE WORST. OR A DISGRACE. FINALLY, IF THERE IS ANY DOUBT ABOUT THE BORDER WALL HE GOT RIGHT TO THE POINT.>>DON’T WORRY, YOU’RE GETTING THE WALL. DON’T WORRY. GREG: AND DONALD TRUMP IS VAN HALEN THEN BUILD THE WALL IS HIS HOT FOR TEACHER. BUT YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHY IS IT SO ENTERTAINING AND SO REFRESHING, I MEAN, IT’S TOTALLY POPULIST FILLED WITH RED MEAT GALORE WITH OBVIOUS GO TO APPLAUSE LINES FOUR ALREADY MADE AUDIENCE BUT THERE IS MORE TO IT THAN THAT. TRUMPS GOOD AT TAKING SLINGS AND ARROWS DIRECTED AT HIM AND TURNING THEM INTO ARMOR AND IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEFT IS HEADING STRAIGHT INTO THE HUMORLESS VOID OF IDENTITY POLITICS WHERE ALL JOKES GO TO DIE WE HAVE A GUY CHARGING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION INTO THE OTHER WORLD KNOWN AS ONE. [LAUGHTER] HE IS ALSO IN HISTORICAL FIRST AND I CALL IT AN ENTERTAINER IN CHIEF. HE WANTED TWO THINGS IN LIFE TO HOST A TV SHOW WHERE HE COULD TALK ABOUT STUFF BUT ALSO BE PRESIDENT. AT 71 HE MANAGED TO COMBINE BOTH. [LAUGHTER] NO WONDER HE IS HAVING A BALL. THAT IS MY FINAL POINT. HE IS HAVING A BALL AND MAYBE SO SHOULD YOU. FOR NOW, FOR NOW — LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUEST. HE IS SO TOUGH A BED OF NAILS SLEEPS ON HIM. [LAUGHTER] RETIRED U.S. ARMY LIEUTENANT COLONEL AND FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR ALAN WEST. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SHE IS SO BRIGHT, LIGHTHOUSES CALL HER FOR ADVICE. THE FEDERALIST STAFF WRITER BRIEF PATENT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] AND THERE AREN’T ENOUGH TISSUES FOR ALL OF HER ISSUES, CAPTAINS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] AND HERE IS AN INTERESTING FACT HE DOESN’T OWN A LADDER. [LAUGHTER] FORMER BODYGUARD AND MY MASSIVE SIDEKICK, TYRUS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] COLONEL WEST, WHAT INTEREST YOU MOST ABOUT HIS SEATBACK SPEECH? ANY HIGHLIGHTS?>>THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IF YOU HAVE EVER READ THE RULES FOR RADICALS HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW YOU CAN USE CRITICAL AGAINST YOUR POLITICAL OPPOSITION AND YOU’RE RIGHT. THIS GUIDE MATTER WHAT YOU THOUGHT HIM HE TAKES IT AND TURNED IT BACK AGAINST THEM AND THEY’RE COMPLETELY FRUSTRATED AS IF THERE IS NOTHING THAT WE COULD SAY OR DO TO GET UNDER HIS SKIN. WHEN YOU LOOK AT A PERSON THAT UNDERSTANDS ENTERTAINMENT HE IS HIS BEST PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM AND I THINK HE FOUND AND I THINK HE HOUND AND I THINK HE HADND AND I THINK HE HAD FUN AT THE BACK. GREG: HE DID HAVE FUN. THREE, COLONEL WEST MAKES A GOOD POINT ABOUT IT’S ALWAYS THE LEFT THAT IS INSULT AND FINALLY WE HAVE TRIUMPH THE INSULT DOG AS PRESIDENT.>>YEAH, YOU’RE EXACTLY RIGHT. I THINK MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN HE CALLED THE DEMOCRATS OUT FOR HATING FREEDOM. IF THERE’S ANYTHING WE CAN LEARN FROM THE PAST EIGHT YEARS THEY DO THAT AS SOON AS I GET POWER — RIGHT NOW IN SAN FRANCISCO WHICH IS A SUPER LEFT CITY AND I’M FROM CALIFORNIA AND I KNOW HOW IT IS OVER THERE AND THEY ARE GOING AFTER A CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER BECAUSE THEIR WEBSITE AND UP ON GOOGLE WHEN THEY DON’T LIKE IT. THIS IS THE KIND OF THING WE’RE DEALING WITH. HE’S CALLING THEM OUT FOR THAT AND IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT DEMOCRATS WANT US ALL TO BE MISERABLE AND HE’S BEEN THE. GREG: HE JUST DOESN’T CARE, CAT, HE BEEN SAID BEFORE HE DID THAT SNAKE POEM THAT I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE THAT HE SAID I KNOW PEOPLE AREN’T GOING TO LIKE THIS BUT I DON’T CARE IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT AND I BELIEVE THAT HE IS HE COULD BE VERY SLOPPY WHEN OF THE THINGS HE SAYS BUT IF HE IS RIGHT ON THE BIG THING WE FORGIVE HIM FOR THE SLOPPY LANGUAGE AT TIMES.>>FIRST OF ALL, INSIDE, GREG, KNOW THAT I LOVE BECAUSE I DON’T LOVE THE PHONE. [LAUGHTER] PRIORITY KNOW THAT HE DOESN’T CARE WHAT I THINK. GREG: I PAINTED YOU INTO A CORNER.>>RIGHT. THIS IS A CLASSIC TRUMP TO THE BASE SPEECH THAT IT HAD EVERYTHING. THE WALL. HE MANAGED TO THROW IN A CROOKED HILLARY THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH AND THAT TOOK TALENT ABOUT IMMIGRATION AND THE ECONOMY AND DOING THE THING WHERE HE STOPS AND LEADS TO THE SIDE AND WAITS FOR PEOPLE TO CLAP FOR THAT — I DID IT AND IT DIDN’T WORK FOR ME. [LAUGHTER] WELL, IT DID BUT HE’S ABLE TO DO IT BUT SOMETIMES HE CLAPS FOR HIMSELF. I’M DOING RIGHT NOW AND IT DOESN’T WORK FOR ME EITHER. HE’S GOOD AT GETTING APPLAUSE AND THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I CAN BE ABOUT HIM WHETHER OR NOT HE HAS A BALD SPOT. GREG: YOU KNOW, TYRUS, I BET HE WISHES HE COULD DO THAT EVERY WEEK. HE SEEMS TO ENJOY IT.>>HE DOESN’T DO THAT EVERY WEEK. [LAUGHTER] AND THAT IS A PART THE SUPER LEFT IN THE CNN BUILDING HAS GOT TO HAVE A LATE NIGHT MEETINGS LIKE WHAT DO WE GOT. HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE. HE’S A RUSSIAN SPY. AND NONE OF THAT WORKS, HE DOESN’T CARE. HE’S A MCDONALD’S AND HE DOESN’T CARE. DID HE EAT A BABY? THEY WOULD PROBABLY SAY IT WAS THE BEST BABY I HAVE READ AND THOSE OF US WHO HAVE NOT HAD BABY SHOULD TRY IT. [APPLAUSE] GREG: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THAT. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THE FACT HE DOESN’T CARE IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR COMEDIANS TO EVEN DEAL WITH HIM BECAUSE IT DOESN’T BOTHER — IT MIGHT HAVE BOTHERED HIM FOR.>>I’VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WHERE YOU DON’T CARE ANYMORE AND YOU TRY TO TAKE THINGS AND THAT HURT WHEN YOU SIT THERE AND SHE SAYS YOU’RE ALWAYS LATE IN RESPONSIBLE AND SHE GOES WHATEVER BUT NOW IT HURTS ME BECAUSE — IT DEVALUES MY — YEAH, SEE YOU GOT TO BACK ON THEM. GREG: IS THE FIRST ENTERTAINER INTO. IT’S AN INTERESTING THING. THE ABILITY TO COMBINE TO LIFE WISHES INTO ONE THING IS PRETTY AMAZING.>>THE INTERESTING THING IS YOU HAVE NORMALLY HAD THE TYPICAL REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT OR WHATEVER THAT COMES OUT AND TALKS ABOUT ALL THESE POLICIES AND THINGS THAT SUCKS IN THE DEFICIT SUCK AND HE SAYS I CAN’T COMMIT AND I DON’T GET IT THIS GUY BRINGS PEOPLE IN BECAUSE THEY FIND IT FUNNY AND FIND IT ENGAGING AND, YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY GET MONEY IN THE POCKETS TO ON TOP OF THAT. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION.

100 Replies to “Gutfeld: Trump is having a ball and maybe so should you

  1. GREG HAS MORE COMMON SENSE INHIS LITTLE FINGER THAN THE WHOLE OF MEDIA👍. LOVE POTUS, HE IS REAL👏👏👏

  2. Trumptards are so tired of losing with Reagan and the Bush’s that they cannot resist acting like they are winning with trump but trump is only riding president Obama’s coattails. Maybe someday trumptards will elect a good president like Clinton and Obama.

  3. YOU EVER SEE A TOY THAT KEEPS RUNNING INTO THE SAME POLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN .
    THAT'S OUR SOROCRATS .

  4. We all can see now how CNN and the other operatives of the deep state medias well controlled have been obstructing the present President from doing the job for what he was elected for. Fairwell CNN and bought off medias, the people are flushing you one by one for you are not reporting the truth but creating Fake news and we can all see it.

  5. The view should have Katherine and Tyrus guest star. I would pay to see them put those hens in their place.

  6. Love Tump the best President on Honest and hard Working Men one Great Patriot.God bless him and America.Hope again for 2020 TRUMP THE BEST PRESIDENT FOR AMERICAN CITIZEN: Greet from Germany

  7. He’s killing it, and THAT is really killing the Dems.! Just pisses them off to see him doing good!!!

    Every time something good happens the Dems run off to hold press conferences, and vomit up some chum for the fake news teams, to deter anyone from knowing the good news just hear the chum lies!!

  8. Best president ever Reagan and JFK come close but he is the best president ever and don't you guys ever forget it he's done more for America and the American people than anybody before if he makes a mistake oh well look at the s*** they pull up they did all their mean stuff on purpose.

  9. I'm ashamed to say I didn't vote for trump… NO NO! "I would sooner dance naked through the fires of Hell" than vote for Killery. But he has my support, my donations and my vote next time!!

  10. Nasty Pelosi squatting from the stage and saying look i pee low see as she sprayed them in their eye's laughing and telling them it is raining

  11. I got the chance to meet Mr West in Florida Fort Pierce talk to him one-on-one what a gentleman what an ex-military man who deserves respect if anybody should be the next president of the United States it should be a man of this caliber what a decent man and a good family man a man that loves this country it was an honor to meet him it's an honor to know him God bless him and his family always amen

  12. After 8 long years of Bam Bam , it feels so good to laugh again. I hope this feeling never stops. President Trump 2020. 🇺🇸💖😂😂😂👍

  13. Greg, we need another Jon Stewart show and YOU are the right guy for the job.
    Please take Steven Colberts' spot. He's not funny, and a goofball-dork with a one-hit Trump impersonation gig.

  14. They hate him because he is just like all of us. Just a regular person and he tells it like it is. He wasn't suppose to be elected The truth hurts.

  15. Without malice and without prejudice. I am not an American Citizen. I get my news the same way you do and possibly synthesize the information with a slightly different output.

    I Pierre respect and love monsieur le president Trump.
    He is a genius at so much and an outstanding negotiator and the depth of his negotiation.
    what a guy, what a thinker and he is always 5 steps ahead of all.
    poor democrats, so poor in all its field

  16. Of course he is, ripping America off to keep his businesses and family in money, stealing elections, being a racist , hurting American's , taking us for all we are worth , I say he is having a ball on US!!!!!

  17. that's right Garfield he's our president thank God we've got them and we love them the way he is more people should loosen up we're all human and he treats everybody the same the only one he treats special his wife Melania and he's supposed to

  18. Watching the Dems is like watching a high speed train wreck in slow motion but………… you're actually on that train and too scared to jump!

  19. He doesn't just make jokes he makes jokes out of them. Hes got these ppl tied in knots to the point they are starting to snap. But even better, hes forced them to reveal who they really are. Pinkos. And took out a few pedophiles and rapists along the way. If you remember at a rally he said he was going after those sick fucks. Promises made. And delivered.

  20. I'm 70 yrs old .Donald Trump is the best President of my life time .RI was a Democrat until Obama stuck up for that violent criminal Michael Brown. Obama turned our country into a racist hot bed .I saw Brown punching out a cop and try to steal his gun. The left refuses to acknowledge that FACT.Donald is the best man for the job .🇺🇸THE LEFT IS NOT RIGHT.

  21. President Donald Trump 2020!! 👍🇺🇸👍🇺🇸 God Bless You President Trump!! ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸Budha Bless You President Trump!! ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸 May God Bless America!! ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

  22. Reagan was an Entertaining President. "Well, Nancy and I would like to say……uhhhh uhhhh Just Say No To Drugs" I was young but, I loved Ronald Reagan. Even so Genesis "Land of Confusion" was my favorite video. Looking back it was fear mongering, it pointed out the forgetfulness and he won his second term (going by how I remember it) in a landslide. This is more like watching a really awesome reboot. People were scared of Reagan's toughness but, really big CRAP still happened under his nose. Not like CIA clipping JFK crap but, crack, cocaine was flowing, Ludes , and everyone my parents were friends with where hippies. Democrats. We were on welfare. I lived in a mostly black neighborhood ( I got jumped and bullied most everyday. I ran home from bus stop.) I know what government cheese tasted like. Loved it. We were poor. The Agenda was winning. Reagan's plan was not working. They failed to take out Our Great Actor and Chief. If you watch a 2011 interview of Trump, yes he says more and more these days, says the same thing today as he did then and other things. He has a plan. He is constant. May not always seem like he meant to say it but, he did. Then Trump started sending comms in plain sight. It's the best reboot ever, it's interactive. I am enjoying the show.

  23. GG, I love your show. You and your guests are hilarious! I miss Bre Peyton. Rest In Peace my darling! You left too soon. 🙏❤️🙏

  24. Hey Greg what's going to happen when Beto has to take a crap I don't want to see that maybe Omar can wipe his butt an OC can do the second wipe

  25. OMG…THE LEFT CAN NOT STOP LIYING. I CAN NOT EVEN LISTEN TO THEM FOR ONE MINUTE. LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE. IT DOES NOT END. PLEASE LEFTIES…OPEN YOUR EARS BECAUSE YOUR EYES AIN'T SEEING.

  26. its not presidencial, to talk that way,and i love it,stick it to the liberal media,its Biutiful.🤘😁🇺🇸😎🤘

  27. Trump is having fun. He enjoys his job, and he is good at it too. I love the way he messes with the media and democrats. Trump IS an "All American". Isn't it about time.?

  28. Trump is having a "ball" because Antifa can't punch him with impunity, leftist can't chase him from his job and jail him by shrieking and pointing. The dangers are real for peasants. Trump needs to stop joking and start fighting beyond tweets.

  29. Trump made being president from boring to a stable genius with a sense of humor I love Donald Trump.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌

  30. I’m going to miss trump when his terms are up, so let’s just fight to keep him forever 👍🏼yes‼️‼️‼️‼️👈🤣😂😁🤸‍♀️🤸🏽‍♂️

  31. I loooooove this man!! Trump rocks and has _ _ _ _ _ to boot. It doesn't get any better than this!!👍🏼❤️

  32. I love my President like I love my family and I would lay my life down for him like I would for my kids and grandkids. God bless the President, his family, the Q team and all the patriots for their sacrifices to our nation. May the lord Jesus keep a hedge of protection around them through this battle. For we will be victorious! 🇺🇸

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