Night Two of the Democratic Presidential Debate

-Let's get to the news. Tonight was the second
Democratic presidential debate between the past, the present,
the future, and I guess outer space? [ Laughter ] "The New York Post" published
a series of drinking games that viewers could play
during the Democratic debate, like, "Drink every time you see
someone who should drop out." [ Laughter ] [ Laughter continues ] [ Laughter and applause ] Tonight was a night to imagine
what the future could be. We could have our first
woman of color as president, our first openly gay president, or our first
business casual president. [ Laughter ] During tonight's debate,
each candidate was asked which country they would most
want to repair relations with. Kirsten Gillibrand chose Iran, while Marianne Williamson
chose Narnia. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter continues ] [ Laughter and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]
And… [ Cheers and applause continue ] [ Applause continues ] An estimated 15 million people watched last night's half of the
Democratic debate on television, and one person watched it
from the stage. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] According
to the latest analysis, Senator Cory Booker was
the candidate who spoke the most during last night's debate, but only because this picture
was worth a thousand words. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ] The city of of Boston
has approved a permit for a so-called
"Straight Pride Parade," while, technically,
it's just a Hollister. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter continues ] A Texas school district
has fired a substitute teacher after she allegedly made
pornographic films in classrooms
outside of school hours. Said PTA dads, "That's who she is!"
[ Laughter ] "It was driving me crazy." [ Laughter and applause ]
"I knew it. I told you." [ Applause continues ] New York will hold its annual
LGBTQ Pride Parade this weekend, and if you don't know
what "LGBTQ" stands for, those are the trains
that will be out of service. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]
According — [ Cheers and applause continue ] According
to newly released testimony, former Secretary of State
Rex Tillerson said that President Trump
did not prepare at all for his 2017 meeting with
Russian President Vladimir Putin or, for that matter,
anything in his entire life. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] So, it was not…an outlier. "Today was
National Handshake Day," said every candidate
when Biden went in for a hug. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] [ Laughter continues ] And finally, a cat in Florida has reportedly gained
so much weight, its owner is sending it
to fat camp. [ Light laughter ] And before you think
they're overreacting, the cat was originally
[Chuckling] a hamster. [ Laughter ]

24 Replies to “Night Two of the Democratic Presidential Debate

  1. The DNC will have to pick their winner soon so they can give Seth the script to make their chosen one look better, just like last time when they did it for Hillary.

  2. Sticks & Stones May Break My Bones,, But Names Will Never Hurt Me… Go Marianne Williamson.. she don't play,, she's a GOOD Shake up for The USA for the better.


  4. Meanwhile

    Mother Jones obtained a photo of a card that is being distributed to participating service members with instructions from the Pentagon about what to say—and not to say—when speaking with members of the media.

    The Department of Defense would like service members to be clear that they are “proud” on several levels. Under the overall messages, the guide suggests: “I am proud of my job and my vehicle/tank. I am glad to share my experience with American People.” It also proposes that they say: “I am proud to honor the Nation and the Armed Forces during this Independence Day Celebration.”

    That’s followed by “Dos” and “Don’ts,”—do “smile and have fun,” don’t “guess, lie, or speculate.” And the card closes with general tips for talking to a reporter. “Relax and speak to America,” it recommends.

  5. Americans- where are all those newly created jobs, all that new wealth, anyone getting training for those new future jobs, see any new product lines being promoted or is all this just hype to build up excitement for the elections next year ???????

  6. I'm familiar with Marianne Williamson's work and career, her activism, leadership abilities, and I'm so proud of her to be so courageous to stick her neck out and do what she believes can help this country. She's not alone. She didn't get on that debate stage accidentally. Many people supported her and continue to do so. She speaks so much truth. This was her first debate of this kind, and I think she held her own. Just like anyone else on that stage (and us in life), she wishes she said something more or different or better. As someone who cares deeply about people – all people – I commend Marianne for all her hard work and dedication. She deserved a spot on that stage, and A LOT of people resonate with her vision. Taking just a little time to dig deeper and learn more about Marianne Williamson – I believe many people will understand what she's all about. She's an underdog for sure – and look where she is now. Respect. xo

  7. Even the worst person on that stage would be a million times better than the 👶🍊💩 anyday!! #voteBlue!

  8. 3 facts I learned from reading the redacted Mueller report: 1. trump did not win the 2016 election, he ran illegally, 2. trump obstructed justice, criminally, and 3. Congress and Senate must impeach trump.

  9. Why wasn’t Yang displayed in the past, present, and future photos? Yang is the future! Not left, not right, but forward! #YangGang2020

  10. Wake up people, why do you think this elitist propaganda masquerading as "Late Night with Seth Meyers" is ridiculing Marianne Williamson. Because they don't want her to win. Nothing she said was ridiculous.

  11. The rest can drop out except Andrew Yang. Kamala Harris used race and was given more time. Democrats don't make another mistake. Nominate Andrew Yang to beat Trump; make him your president.

  12. Bernie and Yang are the only two I'm with. The thing about Yang's $1,000 a month will boost economic spending, more home buying, more businesses being formed when there is a safety net to do such things. And people would still work meaning raising the poor out of economic ruin riddled cities. And there would be no need need for social security and such. Meaning that money would phase out into the $1000 a month stipend. There are countries that do this already and it works. You would no longer have a poor class of people in your country.

    It will also give incentive to have children as the America birth rate is lowering every year.

    I really want to know why these reporters are throwing him under the rug like he doesn't exist and his position does not matter.

  13. Well in the debate I watched, Marianne Williamson was the only person who brought up the fact that the current wave of immigration from Central America is the direct result of our own foreign policy in that region. If she's the New Age airhead of the bunch, what does that make the others?

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