Democrats We Need To Get Rid Of! — LIVE Jimmy Dore Show



I bet Hillary Clinton's outrage that President Trump is going to continue building the Keystone pipeline she never opposed I got a hold the trucks Trump's inauguration speech and I thought I was reading his whole speech until I discovered it was just an RV sandwich wrapper and you know the Clintons attended the inauguration for him but they wouldn't attend the march for her can we shift can these people yet hey 14 Democrats voted to confirm Trump's pick to leave the CIA who supports torture can we shook at these people yet you know can I just say a little torture never hurt anybody I think that's the definition Allah don't show it no it doesn't make sense it has to hurt or else it's not so Democrats might actually have a chance against Trump's ongoing corporate coup d'etat display just weren't Democrats that's what it turns out you know it can't be a circular firing squad if the people firing you know it can't be a circular firing squad of the people firing at you were never on your side – fuck it begin with about this calm down kids if we went around punching every Nazi we saw we wouldn't have the wonderful missile program we use to kill civilians that's a good that's a good one that's meant as a joke do you realize that those missiles do occasionally hit the person that we want hahaha or it's a very least they're family so they get upset exactly you know Trump said that that he wants to kill the the family he just terrorist he just did yeah III don't think that goes far enough I think we need to kill their Facebook friends not before we unfriend them were not animals how about if somebody takes a shot at Mark Zuckerberg how about that ah fuck his run for the presidency is already horrifying already holy is that I'm out here working with some kids in the field getting to know people he's actually doing that he's taking pictures in them out in the field with guys like we're pulling up twigs I'm from Facebook fucking crazy it's really awesome yeah he got on board I don't know I think it's time America gave a chance to somebody who has no morals in a touch of Asperger's just attach hey the next live Jimmy Dorsey Oh is February 20th that's a Monday night in Burbank California at flappers comedy club that's February 20th Monday night they've been selling out two weeks ahead of time so get your tickets there's a link for tickets right there see you February 20th in Burbank California you

The Government and Hinduism | Stand-up Comedy by Himesh Panta



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Pathetic: Democrats Still Don't Understand Why They're Wiped Out!



so people want to know what's wrong with the Democratic Party and I don't know remember this this is a tweet from last summer today at the DNC platform hearing the committee voted for the TPP against a fracking ban against the $15 minimum wage and against the carbon tax so if you want to know you go put that worked out yeah of them it really get fired up the base and those the Democrats won because that's all you heard that's all you heard from Democrats was we want more fracking like Arizona streets crack crack crack and they did it less yeah I love that what the Democrats did when they lost to Donald Trump it really shook them up I mean the political Democrats are ones in power they immediately snapped in action and they elected Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi as their leaders and then the rest of them during the woman's mark the rest went to Florida me would fuck in David Baca and all his asshole friends so they really got the message I think they know what they're doing we see the fucking third party in this goddamn country mud [Applause] I'm um so then this group called political rebel our political revolution tweeted this out so it's not usually the types of throw around blame but if you didn't vote for Clinton because of her emails today is partly your fault Wow Wow Wow well here's what Lee Fang said Lee thinks that Dems putting forward an absurdly corrupt status quo politician deeply hated by most of the country seems more even more foolish in retrospect do a tree burner say fucking duh it's like it's like the Democrats if they were a football team and they lost they wouldn't blame the players or the coaches they blame the fans for not cheering loud enough where were you yeah bowl you guys were quiet I love hot by the way I love how they call themselves political revolution what fucking revolution isn't political it's like redundant am i right yeah Jimmy the water is coming up and see there yes you get the point right yeah I got her email have you heard about her fucking blackberry that she wouldn't turn off in the State Department and they had to leave meetings because they kept saying turn off your fucking blackberry you can't have a blackberry cuz it could be when you're in China they could have fucking gotten in there and she kept bringing it in and they would stop meetings and she's out of her fucking mind yeah it's really me the fucking emails it's a goddamn blackberry it's the goddamn fucking problem she's walking around the fucking blackberry naren's like trips on his Android yeah that's when you asshole so I'm okay let me say this day but if you didn't vote for Hillary because of her emails you probably are a loser because there are so many other good reasons vote for her we're not usually the type to throw around blame but here's what we want to blame remember the grassroots movement that brought about a ton of political change because they were passive aggressive and what they stood for me neither so long Joker ran out of air okay so let's Leslie saying that oh look here's what David Sirota says he says if you blame Trump's rise on Susan Sarandon not not bigotry or establishment corporatism or DC elitism or the dem neoliberalism then you should seek help so the DNC got together to have a little talk to people who want to be the head of the DNC and here's the first jagoff here trying to figure out what the problem is a false choice is being laid at our feet but there's a portrayal of this competition in the chair as though we're a choice as though we were a choice between one wing of the party and another as there would be a defeat for some Democrats and a victory for others that presentation is unfair to the candidates who are here we need to transcend that get past that and be united yeah there is the reason why you have an election is so someone wins and someone loses there's going to be a loser what that guy's definitely swipe left yeah I think he's a terrific robot yes can I get him at Hammacher Schlemmer can we just can we just unite behind the stuff that we've been saying the idea that there's going to be a loser or a winner in this election I don't under I don't see how that happens everyone wins we're going to have a rank choice voting in the DNC have let everyone win so that we're all going to be what everyone win everywhere women yes the fuck is such a really loud typical bullshit yes someone is going to win and you know was going to win the DNC elected the fucking corporations are going to win that's is gonna win guy right here so here's another they are trying to figure out what's wrong here she is trying to figure out what's wrong with the Democratic Party the biggest mistake that the DNC made not just in the 2016 election but in all of the elections that I can think of before that is not having an overarching identity message that is Democrats we can be proud proud to stand er under I've been doing work in Idaho and one of the things that's killing us is the brand that Democrats have and unfortunately that brand got even more damage this year so the biggest mistake that the Dean can made I agree with Sally the problems that we had so this so this guy by the way that's not the problem with the DNC you know what the problem with the DNC is that is the problem with the DNC you know what the problem with the DNC is that is the problem with the PNP oh I was going to say it's that they care Cory if I care too much about people is that not you want to know what's wrong with the DNC because they don't understand what's happening in the country they don't understand that we have the richest country the face of the earth has ever seen we had half of the people in it are rendered poor that's called a failed system you don't talk to hear Democrats talking about how our system is failing and we need to fix the system Bernie Sanders say we need a revolution why because we need a fucking revolution Jimmy I don't know how many times they got to tell you there is no money in empathy so here here's what's going on in the country that the Democrats don't even understand corporate America doesn't even understand what's wrong with this so here's a lyft driver they gave her at the golden pump award her name is Mary from Chicago shout out to all the impressive lift parents out there like Mary a long time lyft driver who was still on the road at nine months pregnant oh my god when contractors with detractions persisted she headed to the hospital but not before accepting one last request oh my god she's a worker the next morning baby maven me enjoy the lyft family and doesn't have maternity care so they're living in poverty yes yes track at least a small talk wasn't difficult during the drive to the hospital am i right you know I think if we have our way not only will we bring more jobs but every person will have four or five jobs so so how many how many times do you think they asked her to smile right so celebrating that this woman has to work like that while she's delivering a baby and celebrating that that's like celebrating somebody who lives in the Sudan and has to walk ten miles with a barrel on their head and get fuckin water hitting that brake you walk ten miles to get a bucket barrel water and if I drink and if pence gets his way ladies we all get to do it like ten or twelve times so that's what's wrong with the DNC it's not that their brand or their message is overarching and the people at I Dow it's none of that shit it's not you motherfuckers are in bed with the people you're supposed to be fighting against and so now you're fighting against the people you're supposed to be representing and and represent Wall Street and workers that ago they are diametrically opposed you can't be in bed with Wall Street and workers and why is Chuck Schumer to the leader because he gets the most money from Wall Street and he gives it to his friends and that's why the Democrats are dead here even what's wrong with the DNC I don't know if you guys remember but somebody had to resign in shame her name was Debbie wasserman-schultz and listen how it gets framed listen how it gets framed on CNN why she had to why she had to resign listen to this he said that Trump is not a legitimate president because he says the Russians participated in helping Trump get elected and looked into self Trump they're hacking of the DNC cost you your job as chair of the DNC no know what cost her her job was that she was cheating the progressive in the race in favor of the corporatist warmonger that's what cost her her job very well no orange joffrey now because of it they all you have to say about these people and yet this is the only arguing you have to make you just say these people she was fighting for payday lenders who are at a legalized extortion racket that destroys lives that alone makes this party completely pointless I couldn't agree more and you know how it and the people by the mean because that's not just bad they're preying on the most vulnerable people in our society that's how they want to make a buck and she's going to stick up for them with the power of government you're absolutely right so people are sick of debbie Wasserman Schultz and during the Democratic National Convention she went to speak to the Florida congregation I don't know if that's what they call what they call the Florida delegation engine see delegation whatever she has her own church now and Matt do you remember hahaha do you remember how they greeted her I don't know if you remember how they greeted her program we have a program change here please be quiet okay everybody here as well hi people I yep you know guys it was an alternative back role was alternative back land in fact no you can you can go ahead and kick Debbie to the curb but who are you going to find to make sure that there's never an even-handed discussion of Israel Oh everybody oh that's true so that's what's wrong with the DNC that's what's wrong you know how CNN reported that that that they were cheering for her that's what he reported if you like alternative facts so here is some more at the DNC and they asked they asked these people who want to be the chair if they put their thumb on the scale if Debbie wasserman-schultz what was wrong and here's what another show of hands question who here believes that the DNC did unfairly put its thumb on the scale during the 22 gone by the Rye marry anybody I forgot your question enough did you I don't know if you heard that the woman said that's a gotcha question she go that's a gauzy you know God you know a straightforward question that can't be spun that's a gotcha question at least nobody called it fake news I that's what I wait keith Ellison didn't even he did he went like this he went up he stood up to sit to answer two different ways like I'm going to I'm going to take this one but he didn't he didn't raise his hand well he knew he was going to be deported you know he has a closest we got that can run that thing it says a lot about our country that when they asked the DNC hey is it possible we can have a fair and free and open election that they plead the fifth that's literally fact what does that say about the DNC what does that say about I can I mean hey they just cheated out half the party I can't say anything they cheated half your party and the guy who should have been president I can I get a tickle lock I can zip it that would be impolite and I don't know if our donors would appreciate if we said shit like that take the Dia's they deflected that question so fast you think it was a fucking public option [Applause] that's the thing we all have insured Oh pay for by the government that always makes me laugh okay I don't I don't know why you guys think you need a universe universal health care yeah you already have it you say it well because it's so loathsome to me it catches right up here but you already have it it's called GoFundMe oh I thought you're going to swear so guess what they asked every wash them and chills this question I think that we need to move forward and make sure we can build on all the progress no the answer is yes yes in hindsight Bernie 101 yes that's the answer but I didn't know that is that that harder the question Debbie the answer is fuck it yet I talked to someone who worked on a staff and they think we don't know shit and the world idiots they literally think that all of the democratic staffers you have no black staffers at fucking all it's like point zero three percent because they're awesome Democrats they they talk about us like we're fucking morons and they have no idea that they're living in a castle in a bubble we're the seven richest fucking counties are now around Washington and they literally talk about us like we're fucking morons that they loathe us yes that is true tape you should read what they said about Mexican which over a lastima which of her aides cares for the sadness in her eyes I mean somebody give her a tissue this lady has a cold well I love that she says we have to build on the progress that has been made what kind of upside-down world she lost a thousand fucking seats that's not progress that's called being wiped out you lost a dotted time ahead you lost lost the whole fucking country on red dirt we have we owe like fucking four state houses and governorships and we're going to lose Connecticut's gone because they've been so fucking corrupt up there that the best Democrat in the world has come out and they're going to throw them out Connecticut is gone we lost it next time they are totally conservative that state is out you know if we've gotten six more seats we would have had a thing that we like to call in the chamber eeyaah they are very close to being able to change the constitution and by the way debbie debbie Wasserman shields from Florida you lost Florida for Hillary way to go nice work couldn't even bring it all by the way it's just crazy to me cheese on the bottom Brazil still she's going to hang out until they get a new one the Democrats they rigged their own primary help Donald Trump win the Republican primary blame Russia for getting caught blame voters for low approval ratings that's leadership that sucks but I cannot recommend enough just tweeting or put on Facebook Bernie Bernie would have won because they put their little line hey the next live Jimmy Dore show is February 20th that's a Monday night in Burbank California at flappers comedy club that's February 20th Monday night they've been selling out two weeks ahead of time so get your tickets there's a link for tickets right there see you February 20th in Burbank California