Nathan For You – The Movement


If you need to
move to a different house
you might call City of Angels,an up-and-coming
moving company
that serves the L.A. area.But lately,
owner David Sassounian
has been finding it hard
to stay profitable
with the rising cost
of labor in his industry.
– For us, our most expensive
cost is our employees, for sure.– But after spending some time
watching David’s movers,
I realized there might be
a simple solution
to all of his problems.So I paid him a visit
to see if I could help.
Your movers
are very in shape. – Our guys are in shape,
yeah. – I mean, lifting
all those boxes and furniture.That’s a great way
to get fit.
– Yeah, the guys are getting
a great workout. They’re always getting
a great workout.– And that’s the idea.You see, the average
gym member in America
spends over $700 a year
to perform physical labor
that’s very similar
to the work
that David’s employees do.So if we can make
a convincing argument
that moving
boxes and furniture
is a better workout
that going to the gym,
David could tap into
an endless supply of labor
that would actually pay himfor the opportunity
to move stuff.
– People don’t usually
pay to work… for somebody else. – I think you’ll get
a lot more people if they just think
it’s a workout, and we don’t tell them that they’re actually
doing free labor.I mean,
that’s just my opinion
as someone who knows
a lot about marketing.– I don’t know.I don’t know
if I can convince people to do that.– David was skepticalbut agreed to give me a chanceto prove that this
would work.
Launching a fitness craze,
however,
would be no easy task.I didn’t know much
about this stuff,
but it seemed like
every popular workout
was based on
a charismatic figure
who’s a living example
of what the workout can do.
I know I’m charismatic,and since the workout
was my idea anyways,
I thought it would be easiest
if I just did it.
But after reviewing
the promotional images I took,
I realized I just
didn’t have the body
to be a convincing
fitness authority.
So I sent my producers
to a local fitness convention,
and they found
a professional bodybuilder
who seemed interested
in being a spokesperson.
So later that week,
I brought him to my office
to see if he could impress me
enough to get the job.
– I’m older,
but watch me. Look at me.I can outperform you.I can–you know, I look
just as good as you do. I see this as an opportunity
really for me to teach.– Jack said
all the right things,
but what I really cared about
was his body.
– Yeah, you’ve got–seems like you’ve got
a good bod. – Thank you.
Yeah.Jack got the job.And because his role as
spokesman would be so crucial,
I prepared an extensive
contract for him to sign.
In the event of your death, we have the rights
to your name, likeness. – Sure, sure. – DNA as well.
Okay.– Is that–
are you comfortable with that? – Yeah, yeah.
– Okay. – That’s fine.– With Jack on board,I walked him through
my concept
for a new workout called
The Movement
that would consist entirely
of moving boxes and furniture
from one location
to another.
My plan was to position Jackas the guru behind
this workout
in the hopes
I could convince people
he got his amazing physiquesolely from lifting
household items.
Let’s see some attitude.Beautiful.And to really
sell this idea,
I hired an obese look-aliketo pose as Jack
before he lost the weight.
Now that The Movement
had its figurehead,
I wanted to legitimize Jack
with his own book.
So to get
the job done quickly,
I contacted a ghostwriter
who advertised his services
on Craigslist
and invited him to my office
to see if he was right
for the task.
– What I’m looking for
is someone who knows a lot about fitness. – Okay.
Is that you?– Yes. – You know, for my own
due diligence, I need to know
you’re a good writer before hiring you,
obviously. – Yeah. – So can you come up with
an original sentence right now and tell it to me? – Um… Okay. Um, the candles flickered,
the sheets were still, but all the energy in the room
surrounded Roman and Kenzie. Kenzie stepped forth and… gently touched Roman’s arm. He suddenly felt weak in
his legs and trembled and fell as if his Achilles heel
had been struck by a blade, but all it was
was simply a woman’s touch. – Wow. That was a good sentence. – Thank you. – Obviously this book
would be more fitness, but– – Yeah.– Austin seemed like a pretty
good fit for the project,
so I gave him as much
information as I could
about the workout
and its founder, Jack.
– What did he do
when he was younger? – As a child?
– Yeah. – Some things I don’t know, and you’re just gonna have
to fill in the blanks yourself. – Okay.
Yeah.– All right then. –With Austin off
to write the book,
I had a cover designed,
highlighting the fact
that Jack got his bodyonly from moving
boxes and furniture
and that he’d never been
to a gym in his life.
The problem was, in reality,Jack goes to the gym
religiously.
– I’m in the gym
six to seven days a week.– With The Movement
about to go public,
I couldn’t risk Jack
being seen at a gym,
or else we’d be exposed
as a fraud.
So I set up a private
workout space
so he could maintain
his body in secret.
So you think this will work
to maintain those muscles? – If this is, you know,
what I have to do, uh, I can–
I’ll make it work. – All right, well,
you gonna have a workout or– – Sure. – All right, uh… Have fun.I felt confident
moving forward
now that our secret
was safe,
and I was thankful
that Jack was so committed
to The Movement.And a couple days later,Austin returned
with the completed book.
Steve Jobs? – Yeah. I was one of his
childhood friends. – Oh, okay.Austin had taken a
few liberties
with Jack’s life story,but for my purposes
it would work.
So I rushed published
a bunch of copies
and mailed them to media
outlets throughout the state
in the hopes
I’d get some interest.
And as luck would have it,we soon got the big break
we needed.
So I have some exciting news.
– Okay. – One of the most popular
morning news shows in the state wants you to talk about
The Movement live on air tomorrow morning. – Oh. Okay. Wow. –How do you feel?– I felt, uh– I felt like a–
I felt a rush go right by me. I mean, that is phenomenal. – Just so you know too. I gave them this book…
Okay.– That I had ghostwritten
about your life. – Mm-kay. – Obviously the author
didn’t know anything about you. – Right.– So he kinda made
some stuff up.
– Okay. – It seems like
a big part of it is how you were childhood
friends with Steve Jobs. So…do you know Steve Jobs? – Steve Jobs, yes. Uh, he–he’s
the Microsoft– – Apple.
– Apple, right. –Yeah.
– Yeah. – So anyways, yeah,
you might want to read it over to get a sense of what your
life is like before tomorrow.– Okay, okay.In the later chapters,
it actually says
you spend a lot of time
volunteering with jungle children. I don’t know what that is, but
you might want to bring it up, because audiences love someone who gives back
and is charitable. – Okay, I’ll be able to– I’ll tell them, you know,
what they wanna hear.male announcer:
You’re watching
San Diego 6 News
In the Morning.
– Welcome back. We are in spring, but we’re
always looking ahead to summer. And if you’re looking
to lose a couple of pounds, we have a free way to do it with things that are already
in your home, and we have proof
that it works. – We’re gonna
introduce you to someone. Come in here and look
at this before picture. This is Jack Garbarino before– This was Jack
about a hundred pounds ago. Now let’s have you
the grand reveal. –The big reveal.– This is Jack now.
– Hello. – How great do you
look now, Jack? – I look great,
I feel great. I feel a renewed person. I’m lean and mean,
and I’m a fighting machine.Nathan: The news appearance
couldn’t have gone better.
And over the next
couple weeks,
Jack made appearances
on morning shows
throughout the region.– Our next guest lost more
than one hundred pounds
and never stepped foot
in a gym.
– Can you lose
a hundred pounds just by moving boxes
and furniture?One guy says
it’s possible.
– Look at this man,
he lost over a hundred pounds,and now he’s sharing his
fitness tips with all of us.
– Jack–
– Good to be here. – You’re a story
of inspiration. – Yes, um–
Yeah, that was me. I mean, you can see
that I was a fat tub of lard. – [laughs]
– And, uh– – ‘Cause you can say it.
I can’t. – And you also
came across Steve Jobs. – Yes.
– How did you meet him? – Well, I grew up with him
as a child. – No kidding. – He was my best friend
as a child. – Were you able to keep
that friendship with Steve Jobs so he could see what you were
motivated to eventually become? – You know, he never saw me
really at this fit. We kept in touch, but– That’s it,
simple as this. I do work,
charity work… – Okay. – With jungle children. – Jungle child is what? Yeah, jungle children
are children that live in the jungle. A while ago I was working
with a jungle child. His name was Dendy. He was a great
inspiration for me. And unfortunately,
tragically he died when baboons kidnapped
and ate him. It was actually
one of the worst days of my life. – Where is this?Nathan:
Jack turned out to be
an extremely compelling
spokesman,
and he was really hitting
our message home.
– In my opinion, gym stands for
“giving your money away.” Never been to a gym
in my life. Never stepped foot in the gym
in my entire life. I got this body by simply
just moving boxes and furniture. If I could do it,
anybody else could do it. Sign up and you can see
what we’re doing to help people
around the country. – Good work.
You look amazing.

“WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING” — A Bad Lip Reading


***You can turn these captions off and on using the CC button below I need a drink Okay idiots, are you ready? I just can’t stand the faces of you people Those dead, questioning eyes You dummies don’t matter Greedo? What happens when I scratch a horseradish all over my face? Now why would you do this? Well I’m definitely gonna scrape it somewhere Yeah, you don’t matter — Mangey… My beard itches pretty bad Is this because of my bugs? You have literal bugs? Uh-huh – I think it’s mainly bedbugs Okay, you gotta go Wait, is this about the bugs? Yeah it is — Stank? Yeah, when is the Roswell alien — EHHH – you really thought I’d take your question? You suck The way you talk to me I mean, do you need to talk so evil? Uhhh, do you need to look like a stuffed baked potato in that Wal Mart shirt? Cuz you suck… Lanky It’s been a whole hour since Kristen sat on my whistle I did not sit on it Then where’s my whistle? It’s a really important issue — Chomp? Yeah, what about guys like me, you know? Like, our eyes are really honest, but then our brains got a violent virus! I could not care less… Creature? How can I tell if my Labrador is female? Easy – you suck Let’s see… Sasquatch Steven Would you rub my feet if I tickled yours? You’re weird, nah-uh, nope Not even fun tickles? What is that? Listen, I’ma punch you and I’ll punch in your esophagus Great! Chocolate Curl? You know how I was part of a gang that made bed quilts? Uh, sure, mm-hhh OKay, so, this one guy, Benji Binkelmann, had this horrible breast problem — Okay so maybe we’ll just wrap that up — Turd? What I really need is a craft table, a magic wand, and someone to feed me pickles Okay — Jeeves? Do you feel you prefer ice sheets or maybe like Summer rain? Or I could feed you to the polar bears? Ummm – all right GYNA It’s Gina That’s what I said – GYNA GINA I’m sorry? Gina? Yeah, I don’t know Chachi Stink Leg BORK Varicose Ken This jerk Hey, I’m crazy about ya When can I see ya? You know, never sounds like a good day Hey, I’m sensitive yet dangerous And I make nachos Okay to be honest, I think that most people in the world will find you disappointing Why you saying this!? Cuz you suck Wait a minute Roast beef for sale Marriage is for the lemonade It’s all we will get I’ll bury you people

Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Mueller Report & Impeaching Donald Trump


OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE HIGHEST-RANKING WOMAN EVER ELECTED IN THE UNITED STATES. SHE IS A WARRIOR FROM THE GOLDEN STATE. PLEASE WELCOME THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI. ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU FOR COMING.>>MY PLEASURE.>>Jimmy: HOW ARE THINGS GROING IN WASHINGTON? ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPENING?>>I’M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL A SENSE OF RELIEF WHEN YOU COME BACK HOME TO CALIFORNIA?>>WELL, IT’S ALWAYS — THIS IS HEAVEN ON EARTH. YOU KNOW, WE’RE VERY PROUD IN CALIFORNIA.>>Jimmy: IT’S THE BEST STATE. IT IS.>>IT’S FABULOUS. AND TONIGHT THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS ARE — >>Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. YOU’RE FROM THAT AREA. THAT’S YOUR DISTRICT. DO YOU WATCH THE GAMES?>>ALWAYS.>>Jimmy: YOU DO.>>I WATCH ALL THE GAMES BECAUSE I WANT TO SIZE UP WHAT’S COMING NEXT FROM THE OTHER TEAMS.>>Jimmy: WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER ON THE WARRIORS?>>OH, YOU YOU DON’T THINK I WO SAY THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: OH, REALLY? OKAY.>>THEY’RE ALL WONDERFUL. I DO HAVE A DRAYMOND GREEN — ONE OF HIS SHIRTS SIGNED. YOU KNOW, I WON IT AT AN AUCTION. BECAUSE EVERY TEAM NEEDS SOMEBODY LIKE THAT.>>Jimmy: IS IT ONE OF HIS DRESS SHIRTS OR IS IT A JERSEY?>>IT’S A JERSEY.>>Jimmy: YESTERDAY ROBERT MUELLER FINALLY SPOKE. AND HE — HE STEPPED DOWN, HE MADE A STATEMENT, AND HE SAID — I WROTE IT DOWN HERE. HE SAID, “IF WE HAD CONFIDENCE THAT THE PRESIDENT CLEARLY DID NOT COMMIT A CRIME, WE WOULD HAVE SAID SO.” SO HE DIDN’T SAY SO. AND THEN HE INDICATED THAT NOW IT’S CONGRESS’S JOB TO TAKE IT FROM HERE.>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU TAKING IT FROM THERE?>>WELL, WE’VE BEEN ON THAT PATH FOR A WHILE. AND WHEN WE DO GET TO WHERE WE’RE GOING, WE’RE GOING TO BE READY.>>Jimmy: BUT IT FEELS LIKE WE’VE BEEN ON THE PATH FOR A REALLY, REALLY LONG WHILE.>>WE REALLY — WELL — >>Jimmy: LIKE SINCE THE ’70s. [ LAUGHTER ]>>YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, WE’VE ONLY HAD THE MAJORITY, THE MAJORITY, THE DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY. YOU GOT THAT?>>Jimmy: THAT’S TRUE.>>SINCE THIS YEAR. AND THE FIRST MONTH GOVERNMENT WAS SHUT DOWN. YOU REMEMBER.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>SO WE HAVE — I’M VERY PROUD OF OUR CHAIRMAN. WE HAD A BIG WEEK LAST WEEK. WE WON THREE COURT CASES AND ONE DECISION BY THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO GIVE US DOCUMENTS. WE HAVE TO BE READY. IT IS — IT’S A VERY — OUR FOUNDERS, I ALWAYS LIKE TO SAY THIS, OUR FOUNDERS IN THE DARKEST DAYS OF THE REVOLUTION THEY SAID THE TIMES HAVE FOUND US. WELL, I THINK RIGHT NOW THE TIMES HAVE FOUND US. WE HAVE A DEFIANCE OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND SO WHEN WE GO DOWN THIS PATH WE HAVE TO BE READY AND IT HAS TO BE CLEAR TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND WE HAVE TO HOPE THAT IT WILL BE CLEAR TO THE REPUBLICANS IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE.>>Jimmy: SO ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY’S ON BOARD BEFORE YOU WOULD GET INTO SOMETHING LIKE IMPEACHMENT?>>NO, NO. I’M NOT — WELL, WE’RE ON A PATH TO GAIN INFORMATION. THE PUBLIC DESERVES TO KNOW THE TRUTH.>>Jimmy: YES.>>THE FACTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: AND YET — >>WHEN YOU GO DOWN A PATH LIKE IMPEACHMENT, WHICH IS VERY DIVISIVE. IT COULD DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.>>Jimmy: SURE.>>BUT LET’S JUST PUT IT THIS WAY. WE UNDERSTAND OUR OATH OF OFFICE TO SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] APPARENTLY, THE PRESIDENT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.>>Jimmy: NO, I THINK HE UNDERSTANDS IT. HE JUST DOESN’T LOVE THE CONSTITUTION THAT MUCH.>>WELL, HE DOESN’T HONOR THE OATH TO PROTECT AND DEFEND. SO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO, WE KNOW OUR RESPONSIBILITY, BUT AGAIN, BECAUSE IT IS DIVISIVE WE HAVE TO TRY TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER. E PLURIBUS UNUM. I QUOTE OUR FOUNDERS AGAIN. FROM MANY ONE. THEY COULDN’T IMAGINE HOW MANY WE WOULD BE OR HOW DIFFERENT WE WOULD BE FROM EACH OTHER, BUT THEY KNEW WE HAD TO TRY IN WHAT WE DID TO UNIFY AND NOT DIVIDE. SO LET ME JUST SAY THIS IMMODESTLY. I PROBABLY HAVE A BETTER IDEA AS TO WHAT THE PRESIDENT HAS TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THAN ANYONE.>>Jimmy: HAVE YOU READ THE MUELLER REPORT?>>YES, I HAVE.>>Jimmy: EVEN THE BLACKED-OUT PARTS?>>NO. WE’RE CALLING FOR THAT. THEY WOULD SHOW IT TO ME. BUT I SAID I’M NOT GOING TO LET YOU SHOW IT TO ME UNLESS YOU SHOW IT TO THE WHOLE COUNTRY.>>Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING. I WOULD WANT TO SEE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WILL THEY SHOW IT TO ME?>>THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS BETTER THAN I WHY THIS PRESIDENT IS NOT ABOVE THE LAW, WHY THIS PRESIDENT MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS BETTER THAN I DO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS WHAT HIS VIOLATIONS HAVE BEEN.>>Jimmy: I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS. [ LAUGHTER ]>>WELL, HE MAY NOT CARE. BUT I THINK HE KNOWS.>>Jimmy: I THINK SOMETIMES THEY DO THINGS AND THEY GO OH, THAT’S NOT ALLOWED? AND THEN THEY KIND OF GO BACK AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS AND HOW THEY CAN KEEP IT QUIET.>>YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY BUGS ME ABOUT THAT? BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE WHAT THEY SAY OH, I DIDN’T KNOW, I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO TALK TO RUSSIANS ABOUT THIS, I DIDN’T KNOW, I SAY WHY DON’T — HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO KIDS IN THE HOOD? WHEN THEY’RE APPROACHED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THEY SAY WELL, I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS OR THAT. WELL, THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. BUT THESE VERY WEALTHY PEOPLE WITH HIGH-PRICED LAWYERS CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS WRONG — >>Jimmy: THAT’S WHY WE NEED YOU TO GET IN THERE AND TO TAKE CARE OF THIS AND DO SOMETHING TO THESE GUYS. [ APPLAUSE ] HERE’S WHAT DRIVES ME CRAZY. BECAUSE I BELIEVE, HONESTLY, I BELIEVE THAT — I — YOU KNOW, I KNOW IT MAY SOUND DISINGENUOUS, BUT I HOPE THE PRESIDENT DIDN’T DO ANYTHING. I HOPE THAT WHEN WE LOOK THROUGH THE MUELLER REPORT IT IS WHAT HE SAYS IT IS. WE DON’T WANT THAT IN THE UNITED STATES.>>EXACTLY.>>Jimmy: BUT YOU KNOW, WE DON’T — WE HAVEN’T HAD A CHANCE TO SEE THE MUELLER REPORT. IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE — IT SEEMS LIKE WHEN YOU SUBPOENA SOMEBODY IN CONGRESS THEY — FOR? REASON IT USED TO BE IT SEEMED LIKE YOU GOT SUBPOENAED BY CONGRESS YOU HAD TO GO IN AND SPEAK. NOW IT’S LIKE I DON’T KNOW IF I’M GOING TO DO THAT, IF I DO I HAVE? DIFFERENT TERMS — CAN’T YOU PUT THOSE PEOPLE IN JAIL IF THEY SAY THEY’RE NOT GOING TO — >>WELL, YOU CAN FINE THEM. AND YOU COULD — LET ME JUST, BECAUSE YOU MENTIONED SEVERAL THINGS.>>Jimmy: YES.>>WHY I THINK THE PRESIDENT WANTS US TO IMPEACH HIM — >>Jimmy: YOU THINK HE WANTS US TO IMPEACH HIM?>>WELL, HE KNOWS IT’S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO BE IMPEACHED. BUT THE SILVER LINING FOR HIM IS THEN HE BELIEVES THAT HE WOULD BE EXONERATED BY THE UNITED STATES SENATE.>>Jimmy: I SEE.>>AND THERE IS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT THAT SAYS IF THE SENATE ACQUITS YOU WHY BRING CHARGES AGAINST HIM IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR WHEN HE’S NO LONGER PRESIDENT? SO WHEN WE GO THROUGH WITH OUR CASE, IT’S GOT TO BE IRONCLAD. IRONCLAD.>>Jimmy: SO BECAUSE THE SENATE LEANS REPUBLICAN YOU — >>NO, NOT LEANS. COMPLETELY IN THE POCKET OF DONALD TRUMP REPUBLICAN.>>Jimmy: RIGHT. AND YOU THINK THOSE REPUBLICAN SENATORS, EVEN IF THEY KNOW HE COMMITTED A CRIME, WILL SIDE WITH DONALD TRUMP?>>THEY HAVE BEEN EVERY DAY. NOT ONE OF THEM HAS SPOKEN UP. BUT IN ANY CASE, HERE’S THE THING. JUST AS YOU’VE SAID. WE WOULD HOPE THE BEST FOR OUR COUNTRY. THIS IS A COUNTRY WHOSE HEART IS FULL OF LOVE. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE SO GOOD. WE HAVE OUR DIFFERENCES. WE HAVE TO BE RESPECTFUL OF THAT. AND AGAIN, TRY TO UNIFY, NOT DIVIDE IN WHAT WE DO. BUT I DO THINK THE — WHEN WE MAKE — AS WE GO DOWN THIS PATH, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE PRESIDENT WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. BUT YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN THAT PATH WHEN YOU’RE AS READY AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE. AND YOU DON’T KNOW THAT UNTIL YOU GO DOWN THE PATH.>>Jimmy: WILL WE BE READY BEFORE THE YEAR 2020?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: WE WILL BE READY? OKAY. THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS HERE. WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NANCY PELOSI. YOU KNOW, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER, AND I DON’T KNOW THAT THAT’S POSSIBLE. AND I’LL GIVE YOU A REINS WHY I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S POSSIBLE. THESE OPINION POLLS, IF THEY ARE TO BE BELIEVED, YOU KNOW, WE FEEL LIKE WE’RE SO DIVIDED RIGHT NOW. BUT LET’S PUT THE OPINION POLLS UP ON THE WALL. THESE ARE ON VARIOUS SUBJECTS. OKAY. OPTION OF MEDICARE FOR ALL. 74% OF AMERICANS FAVOR THAT. COVERAGE FOR PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS. 75% IN FAVOR. OPPOSE A WALL. 58%. STRICTER GUN LAWS, 67%. UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECKS, 97%. [ APPLAUSE ] ACTION ON CLIMATE CHANGE, 66%. ABORTION SHOULD BE LEGAL IN MOST OR ALL CASES, 58%. AND YET — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I MEAN, THAT’S ALL WELL AND GOOD. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, DOES IT COME DOWN TO PARTY IDENTIFICATION MORE THAN ANYTHING? BECAUSE IT WOULD SEEM THAT IF, FOR INSTANCE, THERE’S A SUBJECT THAT 97% OF AMERICANS AGREE ON THAT EVERYONE WOULD COME TOGETHER AND SUPPORT THAT.>>WELL, LET ME JUST SAY ELECTIONS HAVE RAMIFICATIONS AND WE HAVE PASSED MANY OF THOSE PROPOSALS IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES IN THE LAST THREE OR FOUR MONTHS SINCE WE’VE BEEN THERE. GUN SAFETY LEGISLATION, VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ACT. WE’RE ALWAYS PROTECTING THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION. AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR MAKING IT SO WELL KNOWN, WHAT WAS AT STAKE IN — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: TO ME THERE’S NOT EVEN — I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYONE WHO FEELS DIFFERENTLY. I JUST THINK THAT IF YOUR NEIGHBOR WAS IN THAT SITUATION YOU’D SAY YES, OF COURSE WE SHOULDN’T PRECLUDE THIS PERSON FROM HEALTH CARE COVERAGE BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOMETHING THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER. BUT WHAT REALLY FRUSTRATES ME MORE THAN ANYTHING IS THAT MORE PEOPLE WHO REPRESENT US DON’T STAND UP AND SAY THAT’S TRUE AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M GOING TO GO WITH IT BECAUSE IT’S TRUE.>>WELL, LET ME JUST SAY ON HEALTH CARE — AND HOW IS BILLY?>>Jimmy: HE’S DOING GREAT, THANK YOU.>>WE ALL PRAY FOR HIM.>>Jimmy: THANK YOU.>>WE WERE ABLE TO FIGHT OFF THE ATTEMPTS BY THE REPUBLICANS IN THE LAST — YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THE REPUBLICAN WORD. BY THE OTHERS WHO OPPOSED HEALTH CARE. THE REPUBLICANS. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY HAD LIKE 60-SOME ATTEMPTS TO ABOLISH THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT OR PIECES OF IT. REALLY GOING AFTER THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION BENEFIT, WHICH IS REALLY IN MY VIEW SINFUL. AND THE REASON WE WERE SUCCESSFUL WAS NOT BECAUSE OF US INSIDE OUTMANEUVERING. IT WAS THE OUTSIDE MOBILIZATION. FOR EXAMPLE, WE PASSED THE GUN VIOLENCE PROTECTION BILL TO — JUST FOR BACKGROUND CHECKS. A MODEST BILL, PASSED OVERWHELMINGLY, HAS OVERWHELMING SUPPORT. AS YOU INDICATED. IN THE PUBLIC. IN THE SENATE THEY’VE SAID WE’RE GOING TO BURY IT, WE’RE THE GRIM REAPER, WE’RE GOING TO BURY IT IN THE GRAVEYARD OF THE SENATE. WHEN WE’RE DEPENDING ON WHAT ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID. PUBLIC SENTIMENT IS EVERYTHING. WITH IT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ALMOST ANYTHING, WITHOUT IT PRACTICALLY NOTHING.>>Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL HANDICAPPED BY THE FACT THAT THE PRESIDENT DOESN’T PAY ANY REGARD TO WHAT IS TRUE? THAT HE JUST SAYS WHATEVER HE WANTS TO SAY AND THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT HIM BELIEVE HIM EVEN THOUGH REASONABLE IMPARTIAL SOURCES LOOK AT HIS STATEMENTS — I MEAN, HE LIED FOUR TIMES IN ONE TWEET TODAY. HOW DO YOU COMBAT THAT?>>WELL, I THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE ON TO HIM.>>Jimmy: OH, NO, THEY’RE NOT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>HIS 39 PERCENTERS, OR LET’S GIVE HIM 40%. FOR SOME REASON HE CONNECTS WITH THEM. BUT OVERWHELMINGLY THE COUNTRY IS ON TO HIM. MYSELF, I’M DONE WITH HIM IN TERMS OF TALKING ABOUT HIM. WHAT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS LET’S BUILD THE INFRASTRUCTURE OF AMERICA AND NOT HAVE HIM STOMP OUT OF THE ROOM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LET’S HAVE AFFORDABLE — WE HAD FOR THE PEOPLE OUR AGENDA WHEN WE RAN, FOR THE PEOPLE, LOWER HEALTH CARE COSTS BY LOWERING THE COST OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS AND SAVING THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION BENEFIT. LOWER HEALTH CARE COSTS. BIGGER PAYCHECKS BY BUILDING INFRASTRUCTURE OF AMERICA IN A GREEN WAY TO PRESERVE THE PLANET, TO — >>Jimmy: IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE COULD PRESERVE THE PLANET BECAUSE A LOT OF US LIVE HERE ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>AND THERE’S NO PLAN B. THE FIRST TWO I THINK HE HAS EXPRESSED AN INTEREST WITH WORKING WITH US ON IT.>>Jimmy: INFRASTRUCTURE.>>WE’LL SEE. THE THIRD I’M NOT SURE HE’S TYRANTED. CLEANER GOVERNMENT. LOWER HEALTH CARE, BIGGER PAYCHECKS, CLEANER GOVERNMENT TO REDUCE THE ROLE OF BIG DARK MONEY, SPECIAL INTEREST MONEY IN POLITICS. FOR EXAMPLE, THAT IS HARMING OUR ABILITY TO GET GUN SAFETY LEGISLATION PASSED. THAT IS HARMING OUR ABILITY TO GET THE OTHER SIDE TO SUPPORT OUR CLIMATE ACTION NOW LEGISLATION TO SAVE THE PLANET. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. SO IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THE IMPORTANCE OF REDUCING THE ROLE OF MONEY TO GETTING BETTER — >>Jimmy: CAN I MAKE ONE SUGGESTION? THE NEXT TIME YOU GO INTO A MEETING, A NEGOTIATION WITH HIM.>>ALL RIGHT.>>Jimmy: BRING McNUGGETS. [ LAUGHTER ] IT’S NOT GOING TO HURT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. GOOD LUCK. SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI, EVERYONE.

BREAKING WEIRD AMERICAN LAWS


hey guys its jenn so a little while back i went to this place called Carmel It’s in California. It’s like north of Los Angeles. I drove there and spent the weekend and then when I got back I discovered that apparently there is a law there that prohibits people from wearing heels that are higher than two inches. And now I’m just confused. Like b*tch.. what if I want to step the f*ck out! in Carmel! So because of this I decided to google other weird laws in the US. Turns out there are a lot of laws that are just as weird in every state of the United States. Now I don’t know if these are real. I found them on the internet, but I’m going to just say ‘Yes they are real’ because ~everything~ that you read on the internet is always true. Like there is never false information on the internet. I believe everything that I see on the internet. Anyway! Your probably wondering.. Jenna why are you telling me this? I don’t care. I am telling you this because… I, being a newly turned 20 year old, adult woman citizen of the United States. Decided that for this weeks video… I gonna break some weird US laws. Right here. Right now. But don’t worry guys, its fine. These laws only pertain to their specific states. So because I’m a California resident… I’m not going to get in trouble. So let’s break some laws! Like, who would have ever guessed that I would ever say that into a camera? Apparently… (pronounces Arkansas wrong every time from now on) In Arkansas it is illegal to pronounce Arkansas wrong. Alright… Like, what if a was a child? The word Arkansas is probably confusing to a child. I mean, it does not look how it sounds. ’cause it looks like it is pronounced ar – can – sas Wait, do you hear that? ar – kansas ar – can -sss- sauce? ar – can – sass [SCREAMS] I’m like a criminal. I’m a criminal, I’m a criminal. In Alabama, it is apparently illegal to, and I quote… What about Halloween though? Is there like an exception for that holiday? Like, is there some fine print that I just did not read? Do they not sell this costume in Alabama? I don’t know, but honestly like, I am really excited to break this law. Because, I’ve always wanted to put on a nun costume. Like, I think it would suite me really well. Here’s my garb. What is this piece of garb? How? OK, this is supposed to go on your? Is this for everyone? like this? [laugh] AAAA! Honestly a look, like an everyday look. My God, YESS! Get me in this! OMG its ripping! Alright, well. That’s about the extent of this law. Apparently… In a certain town of Georgia, It’s illegal to eat fried chicken with anything other than your hands. I have this box of KFC, filled with fried chicken. Honestly like, I hate fried chicken. Unless KFC wants to sponsor me, then I ~love~ fried chicken. It’s so good. Look at this like.. [laugh] what? Like, what if a girl just wants to use a fork? I want to meet the person who is on patrol. Going door to door. Making sure every single person inside their house is not eating fried chicken with anything other than their hands. Honestly, like I would love that job. I’m not even being sarcastic. Apparently, in New Jersey it is illegal to slurp dick. Apparently in New Jersey it is illegal to slurp your soup. I mean I, like if any of these are real, it’s this one. * slurp* *more violent slurps* Apparently in Hawaii. It is illegal to to put a coin in some… [Knock at the door] Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock [pounding at the door] Coming.. [quicker pound-pound-pound] Cop: Its the police! Cop: I’m coming in! Jenn: I’m sorry, please don’t arrest me… Cop: I heard you breaking laws in here! Cop: This! Jenn scared: I… It was only a couple laws… Cop: This! Risky business! Cop: Your life is…
Jenn: I’m sorry.. Cop: fucking over! Cop: Get on the ground! [arrrh!] Cop: Get on the ground! Jenn: I just make videos on the internet, Jenn: Like ICarly. Cop: Get! Get down here! Cop: AUGH! GET! DOWN! Cop: I don’t want to hurt you!, but Get Down! Cop: Get Down! Jenn: Its just one video [in audible] Jenn: Five laws, but it’s in like just one video. Cop: Oh it’s fucking hot. Cop: Your Life Is Over!! Cop in devil voice: ITS OVER!

Russia & Turkey Agree to 2nd Date, Restoration of Diplomatic Ties to Follow?


Know how Turkey and Russia have been fighting
like cats and dogs? Then, stopped speaking to each other because
Russia, rudely, flew a fighter jet near Turkey’s border, but then Turkey, more rudely, shot
Russia’s jet down? Well long story short, Putin and Erdogan just
spoke on the phone and agreed to a second date, revitalizing hopes for the normalization
of diplomatic ties between these two powerful, handsome men, who are in no way compromising
their masculinity by restoring communications like adults!