Trumps Speaks To Be Or Not To Be Hamlet Soliloquy


mind if I go off-script a little bit cuz
you know it’s sort of boring to be or to be, or not to be, that is the question: whether
’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them to die–to Sleep,
No More; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural
shocks that flesh is heir to: ’tis a consummation devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
to sleep perchance to dream — ay, there;s the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give
us pause–there’s the respect that makes calamity of so long life. for who would
bear the whips and scorns of time, Th’ oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s
contumely, the pangs of dispriz’d love, the law’s delay, the insolence of office and
the spurns that patient merit of th’ unworthy takes when he himself might his
Quietus make with a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat
under a weary life. but that the dread of something after death the undiscovered
country, from whose Bourn no traveller returns, puzzles the will, and make us
rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? THUS
conscience does make cowards of us all, and thus the native hue of resolution is
sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch
and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action you are fake news. Hi Kincaid!!!

Jimmy Fallon Sings Advice to Democratic Candidates: "Don't Become a Meme"



All through the debate, the number-one trend on Twitter
was "memes." Yeah, people were memeing
everything in the debate. It's actually a great lesson
for the candidates. Everything you do or say
can become a meme, so you gotta be careful. Uh, let me explain. Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪ When you're runnin'
for the White House ♪ ♪ And you want to get ahead ♪ ♪ You gotta get attention ♪ ♪ Or else your campaign's dead ♪ ♪ Iowa, New Hampshire ♪ ♪ It's always been your dream ♪ ♪ And it might work out ♪ ♪ Just don't become a meme ♪ ♪ Don't become a meme ♪ ♪ You gotta keep
your image clean ♪ ♪ Don't become a meme ♪ ♪ Some things can't be unseen ♪ ♪ Don't elbow your wife ♪ ♪ Don't scream for your life ♪ -Byah! -♪ Don't fall off your chair ♪ ♪ Eat a corn dog at the fair ♪ ♪ Don't try to high-five ♪ ♪ Don't drink water live ♪ ♪ Don't open your jaws ♪ ♪ Don't ask for applause ♪ -Please clap. [ Applause ] -♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ ♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ ♪ Don't you know that ♪ ♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ ♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ Roots, help me out. -♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ -Come on, now! -♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ -Harmonize. Here we go. -♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ ♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ ♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ ♪ Everything you do
ends up on YouTube ♪ -♪ And if you wanna be sure ♪ ♪ That your supporters
do not vanish ♪ ♪ Keep this in your head ♪ ♪ Don't ever try to speak
Spanish if you don't know how ♪ -El hombre del peluquin. [ Laughter ] -[ Singing in Spanish ] ♪♪ ♪ Don't become a meme ♪ ♪ Don't become a m-e-e-e-eme ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you, Roots. Give it up
for The Roots right there.

President Obama Sings "Sweet Home Chicago"



The President:
Thank you so much. Amazing evening. Thank you. God bless you all. Buddy Guy:
We were trying to get
you to help us sing that. Singer:
Yeah! Buddy Guy:
Because I heard you — The President:
Come on! Buddy Guy:
I heard you sang that Al Green,
so you done started something — you've gotta keep it up now! B.B. King:
You can do it! Buddy Guy:
Come on, now! You can do it! Come on — wooo! ♪♪(music playing)♪♪ The President:
(singing)
♪ Come on ♪ (cheering) ♪ Baby, don't you wanna go ♪ (cheering) ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Baby, don't you wanna go ♪ (cheering) B.B. King:
(singing)
♪ Same old place ♪ The President:
(singing)
♪ Sweet home Chicago ♪ (cheering) Singers:
♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Baby, don't you wanna go ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Baby, don't you wanna go ♪