The 4 A.M. Mystery!


[Upbeat Music] DC Merits. Good morning it’s nice seeing you this morning. Good seeing you again. Again? When did you see me last? About 20 years ago. Oh. (laughs) Is Gabriella still teaching? You saw me 20 years ago? Gabe- yeah your daughter in law still teaching at Central? Gabriella? My daughter in law does teach at Central High School. Yeah I know I used to teach with her at Central High School. Oh that’s my alma mater you know that? I know. You knew that? How’d you know? You didn’t know that. Yes I did. You didn’t know that. Yeah I been retired 20 years now. You’re retired for 20 years? Yeah this year it’d be 20 years. I retired in 1999. They talk about us retiring young. When you were teaching at Central right did you ever have occasion to go down and look at the showcase where they have all the sports heroes? No. Ah no, see. That’s probably why she didn’t recognize me too. Don’t recognize Inspector Quinn there. Well if you ever go back to Central right, the showcase down there and if you look there you’ll see a picture of your Judge there. Okay. Right when he was a young guy and he was a wrestler. That’s me. Okay. It’s not gonna help you with the ticket though. I know that. I know that (laughs). Okay let’s see what you have here. You have three overnight parking tickets. These tickets I’m not sure if they’re yours. They go back 16 years ago. 16 years ago. Your honor I don’t know where Kelly Street is, four o’clock in the morning, I admit to the speeding ticket. But I’ve never had that license plate until two years ago when motor vehicle, I had my car was completely totaled, my other license plate number was LC (beep) and it was turned into the Motor Vehicle. All right I’m gonna give you one last chance okay? Tell us what were you doing at four o’clock in the morning- I would like to know that myself sir. I’m never into four o’clock 4:30 in the morning. Three times. Never never got there no four o’clock three o’clock and four o’clock in the morning. One, one more time. You have a special friend there? No. No. Don’t know who it is, never seen him know where he’s at. Oh I didn’t say him I was like (laughs). Nobody no sir. No not at 4:30 four o’clock in the morning. Isn’t she accused though? I don’t know where Kelly Street is. Never heard of it. I know (laughs) just think back in your mind now. Oh I think might well but I was a math major and a physics major, taught math and physics. Can’t remember that way back to then, I knew where I was when 15 years ago. All right, all right what happened was at the time you already had you already had the plate you have the plate now right? 436? 436 it’s RR. It was issued to you two years ago? Two years ago. So before that you wasn’t responsible for it. Okay thank you. Okay. I admit to the speeding ticket. My records indicate you were doing 31 miles an hour. I’m not charging people that do 31 miles an hour. It’s one mile over the speed limit. Okay. If sometime in the next couple of weeks you have some conscience pangs you wanna come back and explain what you were doing on Kelly Street, come back we’d like to hear about it. Okay. We’ll go to lunch and we’ll do it and talk it over. (laughs) If you need some counseling Inspector Quinn is prepared here. (laughs) Okay good luck to you. Come on how cool was that? If you’d like to see more cases like this one, tune it to Caught in Providence every week day. ‘Scuse me? You didn’t know Caught in Providence is also a TV show? Oh wow your life just got substantially better. To find out what channel we’re on, go to caughtinprovidence.com click on your local listings, scroll down till you find your hometown then start doing your happy dance. That’s it, move it move it, nice. All rise and hit subscribe so you don’t miss the latest viral moments like this one. Share these videos and weigh in on the cases. You be the judge. Subscribe now.

17 Replies to “The 4 A.M. Mystery!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *