The Nightly Show – Blacklash 2016: The Unblackening – Democratic Debate in Las Vegas


BUT LET’S GET INTO IT, THE FIRST
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY DEBATE WAS LAST NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, YOU
GUY, THE QUEST TO DE-NEGROFY THE WHITE HOUSE CONTINUES. (LAUGHTER)
OKAY SO LAST NIGHT’S DEBATE OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT THE SEARCH
FOR HILLARY’S RUNNING MATE, OKAY, IT WAS INTERESTING THAT
CNN WAS TREATING IT MORE LIKE IT WAS MAYWEATHER VERSUS PACQUIAO.>>IN THE HEART OF LAS VEGAS A
CAMPAIGN OF HEAD-TO-HEAD RIVALS THAT HAVE NEVER GONE
HEAD-TO-HEAD BEFORE. HILLARY CLINTON, THE FRONTRUNNER,
BERNIE SANDERS THE SURPRISE THREAT, THREE OTHER POLITICAL
VETERANS ARE IN THE MIX. THREE OTHER POLITICAL
VETERANS. IN THE MIX? YOU COULDN’T EVEN SAY THEIR
NAMES, CNN? [BLEEP] ACTUALLY, TO BE FAIR,
NOBODY CAN REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. SERIOUSLY, I INTERVIEWED ONE OF
THOSE GUYS. I CAN’T REMEMBER HIS NAME. AND DAN– WAS IT DAN, LINCOLN
CHAFEE, YEAH, NOW LINCOLN IS A REALLY NICE PERSON, ALL RIGHT. I DON’T WANT TO MAKE FUN OF HIM. BUT COME ON GUYS, HE’S MAKING IT
WAY TOO EASY WITH THAT OVERSIZED SUIT. OR THE TIE HE CLEARLY CUT OUT OF
HIS MOTEL CURTAINS THE HOUR BEFORE THE DEBATE, SURELY, I’M
JUST SAYING. I DON’T– I DON’T WANT TO DO
THAT. AND THAT WAS THE SMALL TRAIN
WRECK. THE BIG TRAIN WRECK CAME WHEN HE
STARTED TALKING.>>MY FIRST VOTE, I JUST
ARRIVED, MY DAD HAD DIED. MY DAD HAD DIED.>>IT WAS THE FIRST VOTE, MAYOR
OF MY CITY, MY DAD HAD DIED REALLY, TRYING TO CAPTURE THE
YOUTH WITH THAT ONE. NOTHING GETS PEOPLE TO THE POLLS LIKE
THE GRIM SPECTER OF DAD DEATH. LINCOLN, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN
THIS, MOVE ON TO JIM WEBB. OKAY. GUYS, I DO NOT LIKE TO FOCUS ON
PEOPLE’S LOOKS BUT I JUST CAN’T GET PAST THE FACT THAT HE LOOKS
LIKE A MIDDLE TOE, HE DOES, I CAN’T. IT’S IN MY MIND. I CAN’T GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD. I CAN’T. AND NOW YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE
ABLE TO GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD. I’M SORRY, JIM WEBB, MIDDLE TOE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT IS
WEIRD, I WILL GIVE AN EXAMPLE. THE CANDIDATES WERE
GIVEN THE QUESTION BLACK LIVES MATTER OR ALL LIVES MATTER. NOW WE’RE AT THE DEMOCRATIC
DEBATE. BLACK LIVES MATTER, MOVE ON,
RIGHT. BUT I THINK JIM GOT CAUGHT IN
HIS OWN WEB.>>EVERY LIFE IN THIS COUNTRY
MATTERS. I HAVE HAD A LONG HISTORY OF
WORKING WITH THE SITUATION OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS. SITUATION?OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? OR MAYBE THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL A
GROUP OF US? LIKE A SCHOOL OF FISH, OR YOU
KNOW, GAGGLE OF GEESE, YOU KNOW, IT’S A SITUATION OF
AFRICAN-AMERICANS. THE SAME– IT MAKES SENSE. A SITUATION. ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY
EVERY TIME COPS SEE A GROUP OF BLACK PEOPLE THEY GO LIEUTENANT,
WE’VE GOT A SITUATION ON OUR HANDS. IT MAKES SENSE IT DOES MAKE
SENSE, IT DOES MAKE SENSE. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHAT ABOUT MARTIN O’MALLEY.>>WHAT YOU HEARD INSTEAD ON
THIS STAGE TONIGHT WAS AN HONEST SEARCH FOR THE ANSWERS THAT WILL
MOVE OUR COUNTRY FORWARD. Larry: OKAY.TOTAL DREAM BOAT. I ONLY WISH BERNIE SANDERS
IDEAS WERE COMING FROM THAT FACE HAVE YOU SEEN HIM AT
THE BEACH? I’M GOING TO– I’M GOING TO CALL
HIM SECOND AMENDMENT BECAUSE HE’S GOT THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. (APPLAUSE). OVERALL,THE DEBATE FOR PRESIDENT
IS REALLY BETWEEN HILLARY AND BERNIE, RIGHT, WHICH CULMINATED
IN THIS EPIC MOMENT.>>I THINK THE SECRETARY IS
RIGHT. AND THAT IS THAT THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT YOUR DAMN
E-MAILS. NOTE TO SELF: NEVER LOSE MY
FRISBEE IN THAT OLD MAN’S BACKYARD. BUT WHAT A GALLANT MOVE THAT
WAS. I GIVE BERNIE A LOT OF CREDIT. HE IS DEFENDING THE LADY’S HONOR
AT HIS POSSIBLE POLITICAL EXPENSE. THAT IS SOME SWEET ASS FROM
MAPLE SYRUP SOCIALIZING SOCIALISM RIGHT THERE SO HOW DID HILLARY REACT TO THAT
ONE? (APPLAUSE). WOW. I MEAN WHAT AN ADULT
RESPONSE. TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE IN AN INTENSE
COMPETITION FOR THE MOST POWERFUL JOB IN THE WORLD BUT
TREATING EACH OTHER LIKE REASONABLE HUMAN BEINGS. HMMMM. BUT NICE, MOMENTS LIKE THAT,
THEY DON’T STACK UPRATINGS WISE. THIS DEBATE WAS DOWN 42%
COMPARED TO THE LAST REPUBLICAN DEBATE. I GUESS PEOPLE PREFER
THEIR DEBATE HAND INTERACTIONS TO BE A
BIT MORE SPAZZY I COULD WATCH THAT [BLEEP] ALL
DAY, GUYS. BUT YOU KNOW, I GET IT, LAST
NIGHT’S DEBATE WAS TOO FRIENDLY AND FRIENDLY EQUALS
BORING. NOW TO BE HONEST, THAT MADE ME
LONG FOR SOME OF THIS.>>WATCH A FULLY-FORMED FETUS
ON THE TABLE>>RIP UP THEIR BODY PARTS AND
SELL THEM LIKE THEY ARE PARTS TO A BUICK.>>WE HAVE TO KEEP IT ALIVE TO
HARVEST ITS BRAIN.>>IF YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM A BIG
HUG AGAIN, GO RIGHT AHEAD.>>RAND PAUL SHOULDN’T EVEN BE
ON THIS STAGE.>>HARVEST ITS BRAIN.>>YOU INTERRUPTED EVERYBODY
ELSE, YOU CAN’T INTERRUPT ME.>>HARVEST ITS BRAIN. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). NOW I’M NOT SAYING THAT
REPUBLICANS HAVE BETTER IDEAS. I’M JUST SAYING THEY HAVE HAVE
BETTER INSULTS. AND BRAIN HARVESTING TALK ALWAYS
MAKES BETTER TELEVISION, YOU GUYS. NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK CARLY
BABY BRAIN HARVESTING FIORINA WON THAT DEBATE AND PEOPLE SAY
HILLARY WON THIS DEBATE. SO GO ON, LADIES, GO ON! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
BUT AND IT’S FUNNY THAT THE KNOCK AGAINST HILLARY IS THAT
SHE’S TOO SMART, RIGHT. SHE’S TOO COMPETENT, YOU KNOW. SHE’S UNRELATABLE. SHE NEEDS TO BE MORE HUMAN. ALL RIGHT. WELL, CAN SHE ACCOMPLISH THIS. WELL, FOR ME, THERE IS ONE
MOMENT THAT TOTALLY HUMANIZED HER.>>ALL THE CANDIDATES ARE BACK. WHICH I’M VERY HAPPY TO SEE. A LONG STORY. LET’S CONTINUE, WE. SECRETARY CLINTON, WELCOME BACK.>>THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, IT DOES TAKE ME A
LITTLE LONGER, THAT’S ALL I CAN SAY. !HILLARY PEES? OH MY GOD, SHE’S
JUST LIKE ME! I’M VOTING FOR HER. I DIDN’T KNOW SHE PEED. THAT’S REALLY WHAT IT COMES DOWN
TO. MAYBE ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING
MOMENTS CAME DURING A COMMERCIAL BREAK.>>IF YOU LOVE SHRIMP LIKE I
LOVE SHRIMP COME TO RED LOBSTER.>>FOR AS MUCH SHRIMP AS MUCH AS
YOU WANT IT. THAT’S RIGHT, BITCHES!
IT’S ENDLESS SHRIMP SEASON. WHAT OTHER AWESOME ADS RAN
DURING THE DEBATE.>>DEAR HILLARY CLINTON YOU
IGNORED CALLS FOR HELP IN BENGHAZI, 4 AMERICANS
WERE MURDERED. YOU LIED. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE COME ON, RIGHTWING AD PEOPLE, CAN’T A BROTHER ENJOY ENDLESS
SHRIMP? ALL RIGHT, LINCOLN CHAFFEE CHEER
ME UP.>>MY DAD HAD DIED. Larry: OKAY.ALL RIGHT. SO IN THE ENDS, WAS THE DEBATE
BORING? YEAH. DID IT HAVE ALL THE FIREWORKS AND TALK ABOUT
DEAD BABY PARTS AND OVERT RACISM AND FULL-BLOWN HOMOPHOBIA OF THE
OTHER DEBATE?>>NO. DID I SIMULTANEOUSLY WATCH THE DODGERS GAME, YES,
YES, I ACTUALLY DID. THAT’S A REAL PHOTO. BUT THE POINT IS WE HAVE THESE
DEBATES TO DETERMINE WHO IS THE BEST PERSON TO LEAD THE FREE
WORLD. NOT TO FIND THE BEST ENTERTAINER
IN CHIEF. BECAUSE, BECAUSE IF THAT WERE
THE CASE, I WOULD VOTE FOR

97 Replies to “The Nightly Show – Blacklash 2016: The Unblackening – Democratic Debate in Las Vegas

  1. I just hope we don't get another Bush to run this country. So, don't vote for Jeb everybody! We might get another war for no reason. Or, we might just get something we don't want in the end.

  2. sorry Larry but Bernie won the debate. Just because CNN who is owned by time warner one of Hillary's biggest financial supporters said that she won, that doesn't make it so. Hell, even the CNN Facebook polls showed Bernie as the winner by 83%. Can we for once cut out this media bullshit? it has far passed the point of being too disgusting.

  3. Hillary is not unrelatable because she 'too smart' or 'too confident' she's unrelatable because she doesn't have her own opinion, her opinion is whatever polls show is the most popular opinion.

  4. What a surprise! Another persons on TV claiming that Hillary won. I wish they would stop trying to influence the vote by saying things like this. Just make fun of some of the things they said and move on. Let the people be the judge of their character and ideals. Not like some of Hillary's biggest donors are in the cable industry. Of course they want her to win and by extension, people like Larry Wilmore want her to win.

  5. This show is anti Bernie; I said it!!! They gave him show time but did not let him talk about any of his political stance. Bernie is leading on every single poll available, the people are with him. Even if the polls are not scientific, the people have spoken; stop appeasing your corporate interest and look at the facts.

  6. No Larry… "People" are saying Bernie won this debate. The media is forcing the idea that Hillary won. I hate to say it… but by not acknowledging that you are too.

  7. All the polls after the debate: 'Bernie Sanders won', all the media after the debate: 'Hillary Clinton won'. I wonder why…

  8. Well looking at the comments i don't need to watch any further than the first joke if you going to over look Bernie sanders.
    Media says Hilary especially CNN who is on the same pay as Hilary
    But 80% of the people said Bernie.

    This is going to backfire for the media

  9. Even liberal Americans still think they "lead the free world". How is it free if you're leading it? If it's free, all the countries are doing what they want.

  10. So if anyone wants to see what the media is trying to push with the pro-Clinton rhetoric, while the public is screaming for Sanders, check out this article.

    http://usuncut.com/politics/6-reasons-bernie-sanders-actually-owned-the-debate-despite-what-pundits-claim/

    Here's just a small part of the article if you don't feel like reading through the link.

    "One of the biggest embarrassments for big media last night showed in online polls conducted by CNN. Two separate polls each picked Sanders as the winner." They show a picture of Bernie at 85% and Clinton at 9%.

    "Curiously, this poll was removed from CNN's website, and is only shown here thanks to a Reddit user's screenshot. CNN removed the poll and replaced it with a pro-Clinton headline: Clinton triumphs in Democrat debate as rivals compete to lose"

    "Why would CNN so obviously disregard its viewers' opinions in favor of pushing a pro-Clinton narrative? It might be partially because CNN's parent company, Time Warner, is one of Hillary Clinton's biggest donors"

  11. CNN held a poll right after the debate, and Sanders had 81% of the vote. CNN then deleted the poll and wrote an article about how she won hands down.

    CNN: Owned by Time Warner
    Bernie: Criticizes mainstream media
    Hillary: $500,000 campaign contribution from Time Warner.

    Sign a petition here to DEMAND CHANGE against media bias: https://www.change.org/p/bernie-sanders-cnn-is-corrupt

    Remember to VOTE for BERNIE in PRIMARIES. Otherwise, we're fucked.

  12. Sorry but Bernie won the debate not just in my option but in all the polls by a large margin but these news organizations all continued to put the head line of Hilary winning when it just wasn't true

  13. it does not surprising that Comedy Central(owned by the rich 1% that bernie is fighting against) is spinning a hilary win here. sadly daily show and this show have shown their true colors. fighting fox so long has made them become the evil they where trying to counter. you either die young or live long enough to see yourself the bad guy.

  14. Is this why John stewert left comedy central because you all are up Hilary's ass because she didn't Win damn it. All the poles say so damn it.

  15. Bernie Sanders won. A poll on CNN 81% of viewers voted that Sanders won. But CNN took it down. CNN is owned by Time Warner and Time Warner is the 7th contributor towards Hillary's campaign. And they gave Hilary the most talking time of purpose

  16. ……. And unsubscribed.
    Bernie won, I don't care how you liars try to hide that but he won. But you all lost all of your credibility. Shame shame shame.
    Bernie is the only truly honest president candidate in recent US history. Whether you accept it or not.
    It is just pathetic that you call this democracy, and talk about freedom of speech.

  17. Bernie crushed Hillary! The ONLY exchange Hillary won over Bernie was on guns and not even by much. This is the reason why television is on the decline! You guys are incapable of telling the truth!

  18. Weak… Bunch of lame asses with shit for brains! You can tell all the people who viewed this debate intellectually and saw that Bernie won. If you look at it from a non bias view without prior reservations he also won. He had tough questions that he answered and Hillary didn't answer all of the hard questions, got out of them , got hammered a couple times by other debaters calling her out and straight up lied and pandered to people's emotion of what they want to hear. Grow the fuck up America the truth hurts yeah and Bernie's the only one keeping it 100. Guess what Americas great but we've falling a long ways down for awhile and shit needs fixing. Want entertainment go watch them hoes the k sisters otherwise want to help fix America learn about Bernie sanders. Peace bitches!

  19. Seems like better writing than at first; pack 'em scribblers in like sardines! I heard you didnt have to pay 'em for 6 months? Thanks, Comedy.

  20. Unsubscribed.. Because you ignored the man who clearly WON the debate, Bernie Sanders. Hey Larry Wilmore.. You #FeeltheBern now?

  21. Neither Hillary or Bernie are viable candidates, why is he trying so hard to discredit the other three candidates? Hillary is a criminal. Bernie Sanders is bald and the American public will never allow another bald president. Also Bernie is a communist and a Jew.

  22. The whole world has gone to shit. There's nothing that we can do to save it cause the people we choose as leaders end up fucking it up even more.

    People like Ron Paul or Bernie Sanders (people that actually make sense) never get chosen cause other people won't allow it. The people that won't benefit from there work.

  23. +sepehr jamali +Jv Jones etc.. Hey calm down a bit fellow Bernie fans, you're looking at this a bit too black and white. I don't think this clip was a Hillary kiss-ass. It was really quite funny and if you look again, it was Bernie they made the least jokes about!

    I get that you are angry about the big media and the shit they are pulling, I am too!! But I think you're too eager to look for someone to clearly announce Bernie as the winner, and if they don't, bring hate on them. Everyone has the right to the benefit of doubt.

    Allthought I do admit I'm curious why no one is making jokes about Hillarys eagerness to say anything and her effort to ride on Bernies agenda to tap into his potential voters.

  24. Oh dude, I feel so sorry for Chafee, he looks like such a sweet old man. There should be a Hug Lincoln Chafee movement!

  25. Lincoln Chafee 2016

    great how you didn't mention how he was the only Democratic candidate that spoke out against the continuing war and intervention.

  26. No Bernie? You are a sellout larry hang your head in shame. let gets money out bring of politic bring it up you coward.

  27. After seeing the Hilary propaganda on the Daily Shows segment I came to see if Larry had any integrity and I'm sad to see that he doesn't.
    Comedy Central go fuck yourself you cooperate sheep!

  28. PLEASE NOTE
    CNN is owned by one of Hillary's largest contributors, Turner Broadcasting, subsidiary of Time Warner
    THEY GIVE HILLARY THE DEBATE ON A GOLDEN PLATTER
    Bernie Sanders is the only sane one in the running
    DON'T GET DISTRACTED AMERICA

  29. Try to avoid making your opinion a kind of own ideology. This Democratic primary is just getting started. This is not for class president. Before unsubscribing in a hissy fit, how 'bout chilling out and relaxing and letting the info come in first. Yes Bernie is good, I find him terrific, as someone who lived not far from Burlington VT for a while.  But is he a president? That remains to be seen. Certainly his presence is crucial as a voice for the middle class, clear and unadulterated. Let's see what happens next. The GOP is self-destructing for the moment anyway.

  30. Really lazy writing here. I expected a lot better from The Nightly Show. They just took the same handful of talking points that every other network is harping on and framed them in unoriginal, throw-away jokes. No actual insight is attempted nor any critique of how the debate is being represented by other media sources. And the writing staff certainly was watching other media as they obviously just parroted their debate coverage. You should be working to make your viewers laugh and think!

  31. After watching the video i dont understand the reaction in the comments. I didnt hear him once say that Hilary won the debate, am i missing something?

  32. john stewards left comedy central and everyone started to bend their knee to Hillary Clinton. Politifact research show that CNN made up that she won debate. Shame on you comedy central…

  33. Bernie Sanders won hands down against that fake bitch. Everyone knows what CNN did with pro Bernie comments. Jon Stewart was the last honest presenter.

  34. I wish Elizabeth Warren would run, but you know, I remember her doing an interview on Stephen Colbert's Late Show in which she admits that she can get more accomplished as a senator.

  35. The reason the democratic debate was boring is because they talked about the actual issues rather than bullshit that doesn't matter a year from now. Screw the republicans.

  36. your show is all for hillary, fucking lapdogs for corporatists. time to stop watching your ignorant show. biased to the hilt.

  37. Did you watch he whole debate? Hillary said what separates her from Obama is the fact she is female. She isn't fit to lead the Country. She lost this debate and she will lose the election.

  38. What the heck, this was a great segment full of big laughs. Why so many down-votes, it didn't even call a winner, I wish people could relax a little

  39. WOW!!! You make light of abortionist harvesting a child's brain……DISGUSTING…. is there ANY soul within the Democratic Party?

  40. Bernie 2016! What has a Clinton ever done for progressives, DOMA, don't ask don't tell, de-regulating Wall Street? To be more fair to Hillary, how about her positions? She was for the Transpacific Pipeline and TPP, she moves her positions as the political wind blows. Progression cannot happen with a person who doesn't fight for it!

  41. "The point is, we have these debates to find out who is the best person to lead the free world. Not find out who is the best Entertainer and Chief."

  42. didn't like they way you dissed Bernie Sanders…..ur kissing up to Clinton it's obvious…..hope u do better next time….

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