The Republican Candidates Appear Together on “60 Minutes”


AND LAST NIGHT TRUMP AND PENCE
GAVE THEIR FIRST JOINT INTERVIEW ON 60 MINUTES. 60 MINUTES, OF COURSE, THE
AMOUNT OF TIME TRUMP SPENT ERLEARNING ABOUT MIKE PENCE
BEFORE CHOOSING HIM. (LAUGHTER)
THOUGH IT IS CLEAR THESE TWO ALREADY HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY.>>TALKING WITH HIM IN PRIVATE
SETTINGS, I LOVE THE WORDS YOU USED, BECAUSE THIS MAN IS AWED
WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND HE IS NOT INTIMIDATED BY THE WORLD,
AND TRUMP, THIS GOOD MAN, I BELIEVE, WILL BE A GREAT
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.>>I LOVE WHAT HE JUST SAID. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)>>Stephen: HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY, GET A ROOM, YOU TWO! JUST NOT THE OVAL OFFICE. OKAY? AND CHECK IT OUT, THEY GAVE THE
INTERVIEW IN TRUMP’S PENTHOUSE APARTMENT WHILE SITTING ON THESE
GIANT GOLDEN CHAIRS. I’M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE TRUMP’S
FIXING THE ECONOMY MEANS MELTING DOWN HIS DINETTE SET. WIL(LAUGHTER)
THE TWO KEPT FINDING THINGS THEY HAVE IN COMMON LAST NIGHT.>>I’VE READ, VERY LOW KEY, VERY
RELIGIOUS. YOU’RE A BRASH NEW YORKER.>>RELIGIOUS. ? YEAH, RELIGIOUS. HEY, I WON THE EVANGELICALS.>>THAT DOESN’T MEAN —
WELL, I THINK IT MEANS A LOT.>>Stephen: TO QUOTE OUR LORD
AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST… WOW. (APPLAUSE)
THAT GUY’S GOT SOME LOAVES AND FISHES, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YES, TRUMP WON THE EVANGELICALS
WHICH PROVES HE’S RELIGIOUS, THE SAME WAY YOU PROVE YOU’RE A
FAMILY MAN IF YOU EAT A FAMILY SIZED TUB OF CHEESE BALLS. BUT LESLIE FOUND SOME THINGS THE
TWO DISAGREED ON.>>DO YOU THINK JOHN McCAIN
WAS NOT A HERO BECAUSE HE WAS CAPTURED.>>I HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF
RESPECT FOR JOHN McCAIN.>>DO YOU THINK HE WENT TOO FAR? YOU CAN SAY YES. YOU CAN SAY YES ON THAT ONE. THAT’S FINE.>>Stephen: TELL HER WHAT YOU
REALLY THINK. IT’S FINE, MY MAN. YOU CAN ANSWER. I’M NOT GOING TO GET IN THE WAY. NEXT QUESTION. NEXT QUESTION. (LAUGHTER)
NOW, YOU WOULD THINK, PERSONALLY, I THINK PENCE WOULD
HAVE MORE EMPATHY FOR McCAIN BECAUSE AFTER THIS INTERVIEW HE
CLEARLY KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE HELD PRISONER. (APPLAUSE)
YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK. GO AHEAD AROUND TALK, MAKE THE
SOUNDS WITH YOUR MOUTH AND THE LIPPY FLAP. (LAUGHTER)
TRUMP’S FINEST MOMENT IS WHEN HE TODAY UP TO LESLIE’S BULLYING.>>YOU’RE NOT KNOWN TO BE A
HUMBLE MAN.>>I THINK I’M MUCH MORE HUMBLE
THAN YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND.>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, I’M
HUMBLE. HOW MANY BUILDINGS DO I HAVE TO
PUT MY NAME ON BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HUMBLE I AM? I’M THE HUMBLE MOST LEX
SUROUSLY, SELF-EFFACING, BIG-LEG MODEL MAN, BELIEVE HE, I BELONG
TO THE FOUR-STARE ADMIRAL HUMBLE CLUB WHICH, LESLIE, YOU WOULD
NEVER GET IN, YOU’RE A SIX AT BEST. (LAUGHTER)
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK HOPEFULLY WITH AN OLD FRIEND. I FEEL MY BASIC CABLE SENSES
TINGLING. STICK AROUND!

100 Replies to “The Republican Candidates Appear Together on “60 Minutes”

  1. 0:16 – 0:34: …um, is Mr. Pence giving a speech or a love confession? And why isn't Mrs. Melania Trump there to stop him?

    1:30: Stephen Colbert "To quote our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ: '….wow.' "

  2. Awesome to see Trump giving Pence permission to speak…sitting in the gold chairs, looking as comfortable as if they were awaiting a colonoscopy. AWKWARD! Trump is a buffoon, and Pence committed political suicide.

    #makedonalddrumpfagain

  3. Chris Christie would have been a much better choice.
    For example this interview would have gone a lot smoother with Christie

  4. I hate when the band does cheesy music after his jokes like at 2:38… gives me weird Vaudeville vibes haha

  5. R.I.P REPUBLICAN PARTY: The real tragedy is that these buffoons will do nothing but hasten the demise of the Republican party, which was already struggling for relevance prior to Trump. This country will not function on a single-party system, which appears to be its inevitable destiny.

  6. its just hilarious beyond all limits. The election this time in America is so screwed, its just unbelievable…. plus with candidates like these it's just hilarious at the same time.

  7. "you can say yes ON THAT ONE" wait a fucking minute..you're saying these folks don't actually speak their minds and opinions because they are either scared of Donald or Donald told them specifically what to say and what not to.

  8. Pence is the new Palin. Poor choice to insure a loss.Although Donny would lose by himself, he would lose big, he would have the greatest loss, the best loss in all the world. Ha ha ha ha ha

  9. Who can take this guy seriously? Who cares if he's a narcissist, sexist, or racist, why would you want an idiot for President?!

  10. It brought joy to me to see Colbert back in mode. He and Jon Stewart help us laugh at the absurdity the current reality.

  11. My dad tried debating with me and saying Trump is more fit to be president than Hillary, all the quotes and facts I used were endless. Is this it though? Is there no other person we can turn to be our next president than Trump or Hillary ?…

  12. It blows my mind that people hate the liberals (Hillary) so much, that they completely overlook anything Trump does.  I understand that Hilary isn't the most liked, I am not a big fan either, but Trump is the biggest joke of a human being I have ever seen.  Maybe it is all a game, but what he does shows his character, and his character sucks.  I honestly don't believe he is that intelligent and that he only made his money because of his father and his fathers contracts.  Also, it seems anything out of the realm of real-estate that Trump gets involved in fails.  Even the vineyard that his son owns specifically says that it does not have anything to do with Trump.   Thankfully, our founding fathers saw the possibility of such a idiot of a president and made sure that there would be checks and balances for the most part.  If he wins, I wouldn't be surprised if he just up and quits because he can't get congress to follow his every whim.

  13. Two "humble" men sitting in gold chairs while some unfortunate Americans (including a large amount of veterans) go without food and housing. SHOW OFF YOUR TAXES TRUMP.

  14. If Trump winning the evangelical vote proves that he's religious… Does that mean that Hillary Clinton is black?

  15. Literally Trump said its ok that Pence voted for the war because "it was a long time ago and he is allowed to make a mistake or two"

    The interviewer asked "does hillary get a pass"?
    Trump: "No."..

  16. The only opinion I can make of Trump is none. He can say stupid things, which is a fact, but I can't call him stupid for it, especially as a probable President at this point.

    All I hope is that he'll be funny enough as President without doing more damage to the world.

  17. Leela: "Try to act more humble".
    Calculon: "Don't talk to me about humble! My humble ranks among the greatest in the universe!"
    If you don't get it right away, watch Futurama.

  18. He bragged about how humble he thinks he is. Come on! Man! Will someone out rich this stupid fuck? All it takes is one legitimate lawsuit and one angel investor. Looking at you, Peter Theil.

  19. Easy to criticize every thing. But, Donald Trump has never ever paid Income Tax, never paid a
    penny to any charity, never done any public welfare work. Donald's grand father
    was a German Draft Dodger, ran away to the US, made his money by procuring prostitutes
    to miners as a big time pimp to make his money. Donald's father nor his sons
    ever served in the Armed forces. DT dodged the draft five times while playing
    football and other sports submitted bogus medical certificates to avoid the US draft.Donald Trump has never ever
    paid Income Tax. DT has never paid a penny to any charity. DT's grand father
    was a German Draft Dodger, migrated to the US and as a pimp was hiring out
    prostitutes to miners to make his money. DT's father nor his sons ever served
    in the Armed forces. DT dodged the draft five times while playing football and
    other sports submitted bogus medical certificates to avoid the draft.

  20. I used to say "I'm the most humble!" like as a joke with my friends all the time…and we would laugh and laugh at the irony…and then Trump says it….and it's not a joke. This isn't some SNL sketch or a corny sitcom. This is happening.

    dear sweet baby Jesus…

  21. Not humble eh? Then I'll unleash a firestorm of humility the likes of which this universe has never seen!

  22. About the shaking the head thing. Everyone does it all the time. Body language wise, it means, with all else aside, I'm speaking about this one thing only, and I'm speaking the truth.

  23. Stephen, remember to stay at least 1000 yards away from any place where children are known to congregate!

  24. The more Coulbert's show fails, the more political he gets, and the more it fails, the more political, and…well, you get the picture.

  25. Colbert turn into a fucking jerkoff….."i feel my basic cable senses tingling"…..jon steward and comedy central made you, networks dont mean shit anymore, just million dollar contracts but 65yr old viewers, the millenials are not going to watch this old ass show

  26. 0:45 i just found myself peaking at the screen through a face palm. the question is, am i just calling it a face palm, felt allot like peaking at the movie screen in a horror flick as a kid.

  27. Fuck Donald Trump, fuck Mike Pence. I am not voting for these two douchebags to run our country. Fuck that dumb ass shit.

  28. with hillary there's no hope and that's already established, non-negotiable fact. And now after watching trump in 60-minutes the last tiny glimmer of hope i had with trump has gone. either way america (and i'm afraid the whole world too) you're fucked up.

  29. Trump talks stupid talking to intelligent journalist. Mike Pence just laughing at Trump. Sorry he got himself into a mess joining Donald Trump ticket, lol

  30. Trump makes America look BAD!!!! He dumbs down everything he says for his supports, because he knows that what he needs to do to win their votes.

  31. He's a good presenter, shame he's for the wrong side and only pointing out the bad things about Donald Trump and not even taking a first glance at all the good ones.

  32. trump is an idiot but what's more sad is that America is full of sheep. Uneducated he stated but appeals to the mass. I don't like him but I'm a poor guy trying to make money the honest way. The only advice I've received from the liar racist is…how do I get rich of dumb ass Americans. it keeps me up brain storming but in the end. This guy is not going to make America any better than his pockets deeper.

  33. You go on supporting the mass democrat media… I used to like Jon and Stephen, but now it is all run by the government. Such a shame. They are prostitutes for views. Stay a sheep.

  34. CANCER TO FAMILY OF TRUMP . THE MELANIA IS SLAVO-MONGOLIAN CHEAP WHORE . CANCER TO FAMILY OF MICHAEL FLYNN . CANCER TO FAMILY OF PENCE . CANCER TO FAMILIES OF SUPPORTERS OF TRUMP . THE
    VOTERS OF TRUMP ARE BRITISH NAZIS . RIDICULE BRITISH-AMERICAN
    NAZISM OF DECADE OF 1930 TODAY THE 2016 INSIDE IN USA

  35. Trump Victory…Trump win America win…The best of USA…God Bless America …I am vote for Trump not for damn Republican, they are terrible falling apart send Trump out then against him! Stupid Republican I am looking down on these idiots politician!

  36. Colbert you nasty piece of shit you, you're not funny anymore, you're one bitter nasty shameless parasite, a cancer to society, you've sold out your ass so long ago, you don't deserve to say Presidents name. You're the lowest of the lows on the tv, the only reason people watch you is because they can't stand the infomercials on other channels when you're on.

  37. how about you spend some of that energy that you are using bashing the president to try and help all of us move forward! I know you can't stand that he won but you need to get over it and move on ! just like alot of us were when obummer won 2 times!

  38. Stephen says "Get a room you two, just not the oval office."

    Yeah Trump, we don't want you getting head and sticking cigarettes in woman vaginas in the oval office like Bill Clinton did.

  39. Colbert is a godless cunt. He believe in nothing. The only thing he believe is generate Viewers for his shit show.

  40. Pence is such a whuz!!! Can't even stand up for himself! If I was in Pence's shoes, I'd punch Donnie right in the mouth. Sure, fire me!

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