Trump Might Regret Becoming President



WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
DO YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP EVER REGRETS WINNING THE PRESIDENCY
( LAUGHTER ) NOT AS MUCH AS WE DO, BUT JUST A
LITTLE? ( LAUGHTER )
RIGHT NOW, HE'S BEING INVESTIGATED BY MULTIPLE
CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEES. THE MUELLER REPORT COULD DROP
ANY MINUTE, AND THAT FLAG HE HUGGED IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY
RONAN FARROW. YESTERDAY, THE HOUSE JUDICIARY
COMMITTEE SENT LETTERS DEMANDING INFORMATION FROM OVER 80 PEOPLE
AND INSTITUTIONS CONNECTED TO TRUMP, INCLUDING THE WHITE
HOUSE, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, SENIOR CAMPAIGN OFFICIALS, TRUMP
ORGANIZATION OFFICIALS, AND THE PRESIDENT'S SONS. ERIC WAS SO EXCITED TO GET MAIL. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND IT'S NOT JUST– IT'S NOT
JUST THE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE. THE CHAIRMEN OF THREE OTHER
COMMITTEES ARE DEMANDING DOCUMENTS ON TRUMP'S
COMMUNICATIONS WITH PUTIN AND INTERVIEWS WITH "LINGUISTS,
TRANSLATORS, OR INTERPRETERS WHO PARTICIPATED IN, ATTENDED, OR IN
ANY WAY LISTENED IN ON PRESIDENT TRUMP'S IN-PERSON MEETINGS WITH
PUTIN, AS WELL AS PRESIDENT TRUMP'S PHONE CALLS WITH
PRESIDENT PUTIN." TO WHICH PUTIN RESPONDED:
(AS PUTIN) : "DA, GOOD LUCK FINDING
TRANSLATORS. ( LAUGHTER )
ESPECIALLY THE PARTS THAT TALK." ( LAUGHTER )
THESE INVESTIGATIONS COME ON TOP OF ALL THE OTHER INVESTIGATIONS
GOING ON. TRUMP IS CURRENTLY BEING LOOKED
INTO BY THE SPECIAL COUNSEL, THE U.S. ATTORNEY FOR THE SOUTHERN
SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK, THE F.B.I., THE MARSHALL TUCKER
BAND, THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON OVERSIGHT AND REFORM, MOLLY
HATCHET, THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON WAYS AND MEANS, LYNYRD SKYNYRD,
THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS,
THE SENATE SELECT COMMITTEE ON INTELLIGENCE, AND MANY MORE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ALL THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS. ALL THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS. ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE ♪
AND TRUMP IS FEELING THE PRESSURE. HE'S TWEETING THINGS LIKE:
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TRUMP, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS SWEATY HOT CRAZY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MOMENT FROM
HIS SPEECH ON SATURDAY AT CPAC. >> THEY'RE GONNA GRAB TOGETHER. THEY'RE GONNA SAY, "YOU KNOW,
THIS GUY'S REALLY LAYING FOR US." >> Stephen (AS TRUMP):
"THESE PEOPLE IN CONGRESS. THEY'RE, LIKE, THEY'RE COMING
FOR ME LIKE RATTLESNAKES ON A CHICKEN. YIKE! YEEE! "
( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
HE ALSO TWEETED, "THE GREATEST OVERREACH IN THE HISTORY OF
OUR COUNTRY. THE DEMS ARE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE
AND WILL NOT GET ANYTHING DONE." NOTICE HOW HE ALWAYS ACCUSES HIS
ACCUSERS BEFORE THEY CAN ACCUSE HIM? (AS TRUMP) :
"I DIDN'T OBSTRUCT JUSTICE! THEY DID, OKAY. THEY'RE THE ONES WHO COLLUDED
WITH RUSSIA! THEY'RE THE ONES WHO EAT
CHEESEBURGERS IN BED! AND THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS. AND I KNOW THE HAMBURGLAR'S
LAYING IN WAIT FOR ME. AND I DID IT. I DID IT! GAAAA! YEEE! "
( LAUGHTER ) THANK YOU, CHARLIE. SO TRUMP DID WHAT HE ALWAYS DOES
WHEN HE FEELS DOWN. HE FOUND COMFORT FROM HIS
FRIENDS IN THE TV, TWEETING THIS QUOTE FROM SEAN HANNITY. SEE IF YOU NOTICE THE SMALL
TYPO: "WE THE PEOPLE WILL NOW BE
SUBJECTED TO THE BIGGEST DISPLAY OF MODERN DAY McCATHYISM." ( LAUGHTER )
YES. IT'S TRUE, VERY IMPORTANT. MODERN DAY "McCATHYISM,"
IMMORTALIZED IN THE FAMOUS COMIC, WHERE SHE SAYS, "ACK! SOCIALISTS REDISTRIBUTED MY
CHOCOLATE!" ( LAUGHTER )
TODAY, TRUMP TOOK SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE INVESTIGATION, AND HE
FELL BACK ON HIS FAVORITE SMEARS. >> THE WITCH HUNT CONTINUES. THE FACT IS THAT, I GUESS, WE
GOT 81 LETTERS. THERE WAS NO COLLUSION. IT WAS A HOAX. >> Stephen: IT'S JUST SAD WHEN
HIS HEART'S NOT IN IT. HE'S LIKE AN AGING SINGER DOING
HIS 16th SHOW OF THE WEEK IN BRANSON TO A HALF-EMPTY ROOM. (AS TRUMP DISPIRITED):
( LAUGHTER ) "NO COLLUSION. LOCK HER UP. BUILD THE WALL. FAKE NEWS. MA-GA." BUT, BUT–
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUMP TRIED HIS BEST TO STAY
POSITIVE. >> PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN
THEY LOOK AT IT, THEY JUST SAY, "PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT." BUT THAT'S OKAY. NO ADMINISTRATION HAS
ACCOMPLISHED– PROBABLY YOU COULD SAY THIS WITH ABSOLUTE
CERTAINTY– IN THE FIRST TWO YEARS ANYWHERE NEAR WHAT WE'VE
ACCOMPLISHED. >> Stephen: REALLY? ( LAUGHTER )
THERE'S A REPORT OUT ON DAY 149 OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S
PRESIDENCY. THEY PASSED THE BILL OF RIGHTS. AND IT'S TAKEN YOU ALMOST TWO
YEARS TO VIOLATE ALL OF THEM. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OF COURSE, YESTERDAY, HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO COOPERATE WITH ALL
OF THE DOCUMENT REQUESTS FROM CONGRESS. BUT TODAY, HE CHANGED HIS MIND
AND IN DOING SO, HE CITED HIS FAVORITE FORMER PRESIDENT. >> PRESIDENT OBAMA, FROM WHAT
THEY TELL ME, WAS UNDER A SIMILAR KIND OF THING, DIDN'T
GIVE ONE LETTER. THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. THEY DIDN'T GIVE ONE LETTER OF
THE REQUEST. MANY REQUESTS WERE MADE. >> Stephen: HE'S RIGHT. HE'S RIGHT. I REMEMBER ONE CRAZY RACIST WHO
KEPT DEMANDING HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

39 Replies to “Trump Might Regret Becoming President

  1. Stop speaking how great the US are – having Dumbo jerk in WH tells the TRUE story 🥴🥴. To SPELL correct should be the one thing to fix…
    Or just go back to you talk with «The Prince of Whales» 🤣🤣

  2. Did anyone else notice how they completely ignored the fact that Trump said "Probably you could say this with absolute surity"?

  3. Stephen Colbert,just a no talent poor excuse on a "human" being . Karma is going to get you very soon.Just another traitor to America paid by deep state.

  4. "These people in Congress they're like.. they're like.. coming for me like rattlesnakes on a chicken!! Yikes!!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  5. Maybe it's just me, but that Trump impression (sweaty hot crazy) is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen! Lmfao!

  6. I tell you, Trump is clearly moron #1 but I'd actually be kinda sad if he wasn't president because the comedy gold that his idiocy has provided Colbert is unmatched!!

    No one captures him quite like Stevie C

  7. Anytime a show has a clip of Donald Trump talking I have to turn it off. It doesn't matter if they are making fun of his idiocrasy or not. I get a headache just listening to his endless bullshit.

  8. It’s not brave to tell your audience exactly what they want to hear. Colbert is a coward. He always takes the cowards route.

  9. If you listen you can hear Colbert's soul shriveling as he spews insipid corporate media Red Scare McCarthyism while cashing his checks. Damn he sucks hard since he left Comedy Central. Good Night and Good Luck.

  10. While Donald Trump prosecutes many for TREASON, I predict that American citizens will GO FULL ANIMAL on Stephen Colbert, breaking his face in many pieces. I wish I could be there to see it when he cannot get to his feet afterwards. In a Coma for many days.

  11. Here’s something else Obama and Hillary didn’t do………..they didn’t care how many people got killed.

  12. Could you imagine if Obama or Clinton or any other democrat did like a fifth of things Trip has done. The Republicans would be screaming for their impeachment and all

  13. At last! America and Cheezit guy both have something in common. They both regret getting and becoming President!

  14. I looked away from the screen for one second and then come back to those horrific faces around the 3 minute mark. I have never seen Stephen look so different, they were terrifying. Put your glasses back on, it isn’t right!

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